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Elevator Operator

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From: Terry
Date: Sun, 16 Sep 2001 20:23
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Don't you just love it
Terry


Victor <vvaldez@fastcarsinc.net> wrote:
>My Grandfather's friend sent me an email. He runs the elevator from
Heaven to Hell.
>He said there were 16 very upset souls that arrived, when he hit the
down button
>they protested. "We were promised Heaven." He reached over to the first
one's
>coupon and turned it over. It said Sucker !!! Bin Laden .
>
>
>He also said they had to work overtime to get the over 4000 souls that
were
>headed in they up direction and that the 5 star accomodations were
ready and all
>had a great night's sleep. They all went to work the next day and
Heaven was glad
>to have the talent.
>
>He doesn't normally look around when he gets to the basement floor, but
did see
>the 16 from earlier moving ash and hot coals around and didn't look
very  happy.
>
>
>Victor
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