🚀 go-pugleaf

Anybody else have the displeasure of gettin the full experience of
SUNL Group in Dallas (www.SUNL.com) and their lovely bunch of no parts
and service routine "because its comin by slow boat from China"? "and
"it will take 90 days to get here , never mind about the 30 day
warranty...WE wont even back it if it comes apart in 10.".. hint hint
.. it will.. .. in the words of PT Barnum.. a sucker born every day
and SUNL plays them all. it would almost be a comedy if it wasnt true.
so in the spirit of REAL funny comedy a few good jokes from the
Indianaopolis go -cart/motorcycle/atv trade show.... please enjoy AND
TRY REAL HARD TO HAVE A NICE DAY.. THX EVERYONE PLEASE PLAY SAFE AND
BE WELL...


http://ripoffreport.com/reports/ripoff184006.htm#


The SLIMELL experience

Mornin.. hi there everybody..havin a nice day yet? maybe this will
help....
heard a couple of funny ones from the Indy Trade Show.. thought i
would share:

Heard SUNL called the police on five SUNL dealers who actually had the
balls to
ask SUNL for the parts they promised to supply because they actually
wanted to
back the pathetic 30 day warranties and help people fix their sh*t not
IF but
when it breaks. My compliments gentlemen. At least some people still
have honor
even if they do sell SUCKL trash ... anybody know their names... I
want to buy
them a beer.. at least they try....!

A victim walks into a SLIMELL dealer and believes the SLIMESMAN that
the SLGK-70
Super-Turd Fireball is "backed up" by the finest customer servicing
that is on
the market today (never mind tomorrow). The victim pulls out his
wallet and
pays. The Super-Turd arrives at his door three weeks later and the
victim
assembles it for his kids last and final birthday. The SLGK-70
Super-Turd
Fireball Kart falls apart and burns at 2 days right on schedule and
the victim
says cool cause its covered by the SLIMELL warranty.. cause the
SLIMESMAN said
so.. he walks into the toxic waste dump in Richardson and tells the
SLIMESMAN
that it broke and he needs the parts.. the SLIMESMAN says "oh boy"
follow me..
the victim says "cool". The SLIMESMAN takes him in the door and points
to a pile
of carcasses on the floor and says pick the bones of the one we ripped
you off
on and I will see if I can find YOU some tools to pull things apart...
in the
mean time I will start the list..... the victim says "WHAT LIST?"..
the SLIMELL
SLIMESMAN says didn't you understand the terms of the ripoff?....let
me explain
clearly.... this is SLIMELL and nothin is free. The victims says "but
what about
the warranty you lied about?" The SLIMESMAN says well its like
this..and I will
get the paperwork started and show ya.. now since you are bent over
please drop
your drawers and pick either the grease or the oil on the floor and
grease your
cheeks while I finish these 18 pages.. the victims says "what 18
pages"..
SLIMESMAN says the first one is a bill for coming back, multiple
lubricants and
labor..the victim says "what?". The SLIMESMAN says....while we are
waiting for
the wrench to get here from China by boat in at least 90 days plus...
we are
going to follow SLIMELL Corp company policy to the letter and make
sure that
every SLIMELL employee makes it perfectly plain to you exactly what
our policy
is on victims who RETURN, who dare to ask for PARTS, ask for SERVICE
or use the
words "what about my pathetic 30 day warranty?".

The other 17 page list is of who get to mount you and at the
distribution
warehouse when we get done abusing you here and in what order.. oh and
we don't
care if you DON'T have a nice day....moral of the story....SOME PEOPLE
DON'T
HAVE ANY.

Now to be fair.. there are those few out there who do care about
quality and do
keep their word about parts and service even if the warranty is only
30 days AS
WELL AS AFTER ITS UP... to those people ... GOOD JOB.. you are truly
awesome...
you know who you are .. and I humbly apologize...BUT, to those who
piss in the
faces of those less informed or less fortunate I apologise for nothin.
If your
word is as worthless as about half your products then you get what you
deserve.
Oh gotta go I hear thunder....and my computer doesnt like
lightning.... but then
again .. it may be something else... THE RUMBLE YOU HEAR MAY BE THE
THOUSANDS OF
PISSED OFF PEOPLE THAT GOT PISSED ON BY SUNL... we shall see.... play
safe, be
well. AND PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE feel free to pass this along TO
EVERYONE YOU
KNOW. AND FINALLY to my favorite girl Christine in farm town, as well
as last
but not least my old bud Chris..A QUESTION..... havin a nice day yet?