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Thursday, March 30, 2006
Annex Mexico NOW

America is under invasion by illegal aliens from Mexico. Many of them
are nice people who cross the border out of desperation, because they
want to feed their families. I am empathetic. I don't want them or
their families to go wanting. The problem is their rotten government
back in Mexico. It is unbelievably corrupt, inept and inefficient. What



the people of Mexico need is a modern Constitutional Republic, with
laws that are enforced (unlike say, our immigration laws) and
corruption swiftly and publicly punished.


However, there are other Mexican nationals who cross the border because



they want to reverse history and take back land that once belonged to
Mexico. They see our teaming freeways and gleaming skyscrapers and want



to remake it in the image of Tijuana. So they come here with contempt
for our immigration laws, hold huge rallies and wave Mexican flags, the



flag of the country they are loyal to. They do not come here to
assimilate, to become American. They come here to become an acid that
weakens the cultural mortar that holds any nation together: a common
language, a common culture, defined borders. Many of them are quite
upfront about the fact that their goal is to reclaim the American
Southwest for Meh-hi-co.


Sorry muchachas, I have a better idea. We annexed the Southwest from
Mexico in the 1840's and now it's time to finish the job. Let's annex
the rest of Mexico and call it "lower California." Let's arrest their
corrupt leaders and hold them for trial. Let's fire every corrupt
Mexican cop and two-bit politician and start over from scratch.


Mexico is a country with immense national resources, and we could use
them, especially the oil. When it is Lower California instead of
Meh-hi-co, we can then process the oil as American crude. The good
people of Lower California are hard workers who have suffered far too
long from the poverty of their former 3rd World Country that is now the



South end of El Colosso del Norte. We will flood our new state with
industry, investment and jobs. We will use the natural resources to
build modern roads and buildings. People will no longer have to swim
the Rio Grande or traverse Saguaro forests in burning deserts to get to



America. Because they will already be here!


However, we will still insist they learn proper English. They'll need
it to read their credit card statements and tax bills. Welcome to the
USA folks.


rickpi...@yahoo.com wrote:
> Some nice beachfront property
> I THINK I have solved the immigration problem: We should pull out of
> Iraq and invade Mexico. Afterward, we can annex it and make it into the
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> 51st state.
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> This would make all Mexican citizens into American citizens, thus
> solving the question of what to do about all of our illegal immigrants.
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> These new Americans would be free to travel anywhere, and we would not
> have worry about illegal immigrants coming from Mexico anymore.
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> Our southern border would become Guatemala and Belize, which would be a
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> much shorter distance to patrol or protect with a wall if the
> government was so inclined.
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> In addition, the United States would pick up some nice beach-front
> property with the addition of Cancun and Cozumel.
> 
> 
> JOSEPH R. PELLERIN Texas City