Iraqi killed over more bizarre circumstances than shorts killings

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From: Flatch U. Lance
Date: Mon, 29 May 2006 13:17

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Iraqi Killed over log"
Eli Makeweather, Left I on the News

Al Qaim, Iraq

In the early morning hours on Saturday, Qassim Abdul-Zasra was sitting down 
to a well deserved bowel movement after a night of extra helpings of goat. 
When two insurgent militia burst into the bathroom and ordered Qassim to 
stand up. Shocked, Qassim quickly stood up and faced the wall. The militia 
studied the logs and determined that they were not facing the east. In a 
burst of anger, the militia cut off Abdul-Zasra's head. Chanting. "Shit will 
face the east." "Shit will face the east." "Shit will face the east."

One member of the militia was quoted as saying "We are fighting a holy war. 
We will not tolerate this kind of disrespect, even from shit. Had 
Abdul-Zasra been wearing shorts we would have killed his entire family."

Local leaders have called this an act of heroism and praised the militia for 
their noble deed. It is expected that more log related killings will follow.

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