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Not surprisingly, the hapless Stern imitation *shock jock*, Russ Martin,
cowered like a frightened weasel buried deep in its hole, when confronted
by WFAA Dallas reporter, Brett Shipp, to answer a few simple questions,
regarding his recent malicious attitude towards another radio personality.

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And while the mean giant is portrayed by actor Daniel Lewis, some might
say the real villain is 105.3's Russ Martin.

"And I was very excited until I found out through people who had listened
to Russ's show that the intention was to come and ridicule Dan," said Sue
Birch, the director of Theater Britain.
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Martin's implied intent involved disruption of a children's play.

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So we went to his theater unwanted and guess what? A thick pane of glass
foiled our plot. But over the air he fired one parting shot.
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Martin refused to respond like a reasonable man, because he isn't one,
opting instead to hide behind his locked room door, with curtains
tightly drawn, the trademark of a typically miserable coward. ;-)

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The Theatre Britain is sure the show will go on.

"There is always the Dallas Police Department," said Ms. Birch. And the
play, of course.
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Martin scoffed at this statement, imagining that the LEOs of DPD would
not respond to calls, bringing along mace, batons and handcuffs, prepared
to give him a Rodney King style beating, if required.

Martin doesn't need any more knots on his head, but it _would_ be fitting!

LMAO!

See the full story.

http://www.wfaa.com/sharedcontent/dws/wfaa/latestnews/stories/wfaa051201_lj_play.2b55bc18.html