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Re: !! Texas Record Lows = Global *Warming* (LOL!)

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From: Lars Eighner
Date: Mon, 27 Mar 2006 20:50
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In our last episode, 
<VjXVf.15113$uX5.6877@tornado.texas.rr.com>, 
the lovely and talented the real mh 
broadcast on austin.general:

> But for the life of me, I can't understand why folks can't simply own up 
> to the fact that yes, indeed, humans are having a direct impact on our 
> environment.

Because:

1) Jesus is coming back real soon so no one needs to worry about the
environment.

2) Jesus will be checking on how much money people have made from fossil
fuels industry -- as we all know, riches are the Christian ruler for
measuring morality -- and Jesus will send people straight to hell if they
haven't made enough money in oil stocks.


-- 
Lars Eighner         usenet@larseighner.com         http://www.larseighner.com/
"We have no opinion on your Arab - Arab conflicts, such as your dispute with 
     Kuwait."   -- Bush's Ambassador April Glaspie, giving Saddam Hussein 
                       the greenlight to invade Kuwait.
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Subject: Re: !! Texas Record Lows = Global *Warming* (LOL!)
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