Re: Democrat Memo: How To Disqualify Overseas Military Ballots

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From: Ken M.
Date: Tue, 21 Nov 2000 00:00

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Merlin Dorfman wrote:
> 

> 
>      Then the time to bring out that problem is when the rules were
> published, no?

Some demographics on the South Florida voter:

* They can play 10 Bingo cards at a time and not miss a
number.

* They can juggle 53 numbers and pick 6 for the Florida
Lotto as well as select their Pick 3, Fantasy Five, and Mega
Ball numbers.

* They can read 5 papers, 4 scratch sheets and handicap 3
horses in the Trifecta at the horse race.

* They can spot a shanked golf ball in an acre of elephant
grass 300 yards away.

* They can eyeball a non-resident in a 1000 unit subdivision
at 200 yards.

* They can report a scarred manatee at 10 fathoms to the
Greenpeace hotline.

* They can take 37 different colored pills every morning and
never mess it up.

* But they can't read a 4-line ballot they've had published
in the newspaper and mailed to them a week in advance
and pick one candidate.....you figure it out.

-- 
(ken)

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From: "Ken M." <poboxdc@ix.netcom.com>
Subject: Re: Democrat Memo: How To Disqualify Overseas Military Ballots
Date: 2000/11/21
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