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5 total messages Started by Crime.Machine Sun, 21 May 2006 04:00
!! The Piercingly Fatal Fried Chicken Caper ;-)
#3042
Author: Crime.Machine
Date: Sun, 21 May 2006 04:00
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"Gimme dat fried chicken leg, ya nigger biatch," said bruddah Sambo.

Savages just never change; how typically niggerific.

Good thing it wasn't a watermelon! ;-)

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http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/052106dnmetchicken.6898e0e.html

Police: Fort Worth *->"man"<-* fatally stabs brother

05:22 PM CDT on Saturday, May 20, 2006

By JENNIFER EMILY / The Dallas Morning News

FORT WORTH � Marcus Williams stole his brother�s fried chicken and then
stabbed him to death with a kitchen knife, Fort Worth police said
Saturday.

Michael Williams, 17, brought the chicken home Friday evening. Marcus
Williams, 21, swiped a piece. A brawl ensued and Marcus Williams grabbed
a knife from the kitchen.

Police said Marcus Williams stabbed his brother in the chest and left
temple.

Fort Worth police and paramedics were called at 6:19 p.m. Friday. Michael
Williams died at John Peter Smith Hospital.

The Tarrant County Medical Examiner said the stab wound to the chest
killed Michael Williams.

[...]

No one answered the door Saturday afternoon at the home � a small
wood-frame house with peeling tan paint. The screen door was falling apart
and a bright pink stroller sat in the front yard.
Re: !! The Piercingly Fatal Fried Chicken Caper ;-)
#3043
Author: Lost in Space
Date: Sun, 21 May 2006 18:26
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> Savages just never change; how typically niggerific.

 Darwin theory in action. How did you ever survive ?
Re: !! The Piercingly Fatal Fried Chicken Caper ;-)
#3044
Author: Crime.Machine
Date: Mon, 22 May 2006 06:06
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"Lost in Space" <b24warbabySpamMeAga@hotmail.com> wrote in 
news:1148236012.714009.260710@i40g2000cwc.googlegroups.com:

>> Savages just never change; how typically niggerific.
> 
>  Darwin theory in action.

Correction: niggerifics theory in action <g>.

> How did you ever survive ?

By bounding spritely from the softened, mushy part of your Jenkem
sniffing, niggerific noggin, just prior to its implosion! ;-)

Question: What is Jenkem sniffing?
Answer: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/406067.stm

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World: Africa / Children [and Other Niggaboos] high on sewage

By Ishbel Matheson in Lusaka

At the Lusaka sewage ponds, two teenage boys plunge their hands into the
dark brown sludge, gathering up fistfuls and stuffing it into small
plastic bottles. They tap the bottles on the ground, taking care to leave
enough room for methane to form at the top. A sour smell rises in the hot
sun, but the boys seem oblivious to the stench and the foul nature of
their task.

They are manufacturing "Jenkem", a disgusting, noxious mixture made from
fermented sewage. It is cheap, potent and very popular among the thousands
of street-children in Lusaka. When they cannot afford glue or are too
scared to steal petrol, these youngsters turn to Jenkem as a way of
getting high.

"It lasts about an hour", says one user, 16-year-old Luke Mpande, who
prefers Jenkem to other substances.
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Note: this is no "symptom"; they -all- prefer and *enjoy* it! ;-)

How typically niggerific.

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Know the man; avoid the myth!
The truth will set you free [at last].
http://www.martinlutherking.org/
Re: !! The Piercingly Fatal Fried Chicken Caper ;-)
#3045
Author: God Bless Texas
Date: Mon, 22 May 2006 17:28
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Lost in Space wrote:
>>Savages just never change; how typically niggerific.
> 
> 
>  Darwin theory in action. How did you ever survive ?
> 

Drunk momma, my guess.

-- 
The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who 
think. - Horace Walpole
Re: !! The Piercingly Fatal Fried Chicken Shoved Up Leroy Knevils Fat Ass Caper ;-)
#3046
Author: LEROY KNEVIL
Date: Mon, 22 May 2006 18:57
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I WALKED INTO KFC HUNGRY FOR SOME CHICKEN.....AS USUAL I HAD NO MONEY
SO I GRABBED A CHICKEN AND SHOVED IT UP MY FAT ASS. AS I WAS WALKING
OUT I FARTED!!!.....THE FORCE BLEW MY DIAPER CLEAN OFF AND THE CHICKEN
HIT THE MANAGER IN THE FACE, KNOCKING HIM OUT COLD!!...LMWFAO!!

Crime.Machine@Boogity.Bruddahz.edu wrote:
> "Gimme dat fried chicken leg, ya nigger biatch," said Retard Leroy Knevil.
>
> White Trash Imbeciles just never change; how typically crackerific.
> 
> Good thing it wasn't a watermelon! ;-)
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