! Paid for by Mistah Ricky *Hair* Perry for Gubner - Thread - go-pugleaf

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1 total messages Started by Watch.the.Hair Tue, 07 Nov 2006 10:48

! Paid for by Mistah Ricky Hair Perry for Gubner

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Author: Watch.the.Hair
Date: Tue, 07 Nov 2006 10:48

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The jocular say that the old family name was once Perez(?).

Ricky always has that freshly coiffed look!

For the finest hair in TX.

He promises you:

--No personal gain from toll road deals.
  [His fingers may have been crossed.]
--Fast response for border protection.
  [Well, maybe just a decade late, or so.]
--Ending the Taxpayer Burden of Support for Illegals.
  [Wait, NO, that was never mentioned, was it?]
--Holding the Line on Abolishing Hate Crimes Rubbish.
  [Whoops, sorry, a bit too late on that one.]
--Low Spending Budget for Hairspray.
  [He uses MOUSSE foam hair gel, anyway.]

So, pick the best of the *__WORST__*, while you still can.

You won't get fooled again!

Or, will you?

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