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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when...

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From: Jer
Date: Thu, 11 Oct 2007 04:59
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I'm so glad I no longer put up with this...





1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that 
they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if 
anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the 
screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the 
first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a  cause for panic and 
you turn around to get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line  before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)

12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this 
message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on 
this list

AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.

-- 
jer
email reply - I am not a 'ten'
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From: Jer <gdunn@airmail.ten>
Newsgroups: dfw.singles
Subject: YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when...
Date: Wed, 10 Oct 2007 23:59:37 -0500
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