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Article #34943Re: Psychiatric Hotline
From: Kim Larsen
Date: Mon, 10 Feb 1997 00:00
Date: Mon, 10 Feb 1997 00:00
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1--2-2-5--8--3--4--2--4--1--3--2-6---7-------------------------------------- ---------------holding the line. Shit, der sker jo ikke noget. Det er det jeg siger, Jeg er helt Palle alene i verden. Kim Larsen Webpoint@post3.tele.dk Http://home3.inet.tele.dk/webpoint/ 40427886@sms.tele.dk ( No subject - Max 600 chr$ ) Cates & Jensen <cates@essex1.com> skrev i artiklen <01bc1694$99ef50e0$527b96ce@Anything.essex1.com>... > Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline > > 1. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. > > 2. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. > > 3. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3,4,5, and 6. > > 4. If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. > Just stay on the line so we can trace the call. > > 5. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will > tell you which number to press. > > 6. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press; > no one will answer. > > 7. If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware > that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and > about to bite off your ear. > >
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: fa76d,8a499f44ce5205c7 X-Google-Attributes: gidfa76d,public From: "Kim Larsen" <webpoint@post3.tele.dk> Subject: Re: Psychiatric Hotline Date: 1997/02/10 Message-ID: <01bc16d1$416efd20$LocalHost@webpoint> X-Deja-AN: 217814266 references: <01bc1694$99ef50e0$527b96ce@Anything.essex1.com> newsgroups: dk.chat