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Re: Psychiatric Hotline

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From: Kim Larsen
Date: Mon, 10 Feb 1997 00:00
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---------------holding the line.

Shit, der sker jo ikke noget. Det er det jeg siger, Jeg er helt Palle alene
i verden.

Kim Larsen
Webpoint@post3.tele.dk
Http://home3.inet.tele.dk/webpoint/
40427886@sms.tele.dk  ( No subject - Max 600 chr$ )

Cates & Jensen <cates@essex1.com> skrev i artiklen
<01bc1694$99ef50e0$527b96ce@Anything.essex1.com>...
> Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline
> 
>  1. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
>  
>  2. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
>  
>  3. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3,4,5, and 6.
>  
>  4. If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you
want.
>   Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
>  
>  5. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will
>  tell you which number to press.
>  
>  6. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you
press;
>  no one will answer.
>  
>  7. If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware
>  that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and
>  about to bite off your ear.
> 
> 
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Subject: Re: Psychiatric Hotline
Date: 1997/02/10
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