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En gratis FLAME-FORM

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From: Thomas Boelskifte
Date: Sun, 12 Jan 1997 00:00
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En fiks og f�rdig FLAME-FORM lige til at udfylde, send den til dem der
fortjener det.
Eller overs�t den til dansk, jeg gider ikke men hvis i g�r det s� mail
mig
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FLAME
Dear:
 [ ] Clueless Newbie         [ ] Lamer       [ ] Pirate
 [ ] "Me too" er             [ ] Pervert     [ ] Geek
 [ ] Spammer                 [ ] Nerd        [ ] Elvis
 [ ] Fed                     [ ] Freak       [ ] Scientologist
 [ ] Scammer                 [ ] Dumbass     [ ] Pre-teen
 [ ] Hooker                  [ ] Pimp        [x] Moron

You Are Being Flamed Because:
 [ ] You posted binaries in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
 [ ] You posted a non-binary message in a binaries group
 [ ] You posted a binary message in a non-binaries group
 [ ] You posted a message that just shouldn't be in any group
 [ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
 [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
 [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply, and added a single 
     line of comment
 [ ] You answered a question posted by someone else with "I don't know"
 [ ] You posted a personal message obviously meant for a single
individual,
     to THE ENTIRE INTERNET!
 [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
 [ ] You started an off-topic thread
 [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
 [ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
 [ ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above)
 [ ] You replied to the above message type believing it was someone
famous
 [ ] You posted to a newsgroup that wasn't remotely related to your
message
 [ ] You crossposted to {_} newsgroups what should have been posted to
one
 [ ] You said "me too" to something
 [ ] You suck
 [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
 [ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed it was
legal
 [ ] You posted asking for/selling phone sex lines
 [ ] I think you might be a fed
 [ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you cool
 [ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
     worthless that you are being flamed anyway

To Repent, You Must:

 [ ] Give up your Internet access
 [ ] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy
 [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
 [ ] Actually post something relevant
 [ ] Read the FAQ
 [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
 [ ] Go see the therapist you fired three months ago

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

 [ ] Get a life
 [ ] Go back to Nintendo
 [ ] Never post again
 [ ] Age 10 more years before you post again
 [ ] I pity your dog
 [ ] You couldn't do anything with a brain if you had one
 [ ] You obviously have a very small penis
 [ ] Go to hell
 [ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
 [ ] All of the above

end flame
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