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Article #37285En gratis FLAME-FORM
From: Thomas Boelskifte
Date: Sun, 12 Jan 1997 00:00
Date: Sun, 12 Jan 1997 00:00
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En fiks og f�rdig FLAME-FORM lige til at udfylde, send den til dem der
fortjener det.
Eller overs�t den til dansk, jeg gider ikke men hvis i g�r det s� mail
mig
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FLAME
Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] Pirate
[ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis
[ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Scientologist
[ ] Scammer [ ] Dumbass [ ] Pre-teen
[ ] Hooker [ ] Pimp [x] Moron
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted binaries in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
[ ] You posted a non-binary message in a binaries group
[ ] You posted a binary message in a non-binaries group
[ ] You posted a message that just shouldn't be in any group
[ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply, and added a single
line of comment
[ ] You answered a question posted by someone else with "I don't know"
[ ] You posted a personal message obviously meant for a single
individual,
to THE ENTIRE INTERNET!
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above)
[ ] You replied to the above message type believing it was someone
famous
[ ] You posted to a newsgroup that wasn't remotely related to your
message
[ ] You crossposted to {_} newsgroups what should have been posted to
one
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You suck
[ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed it was
legal
[ ] You posted asking for/selling phone sex lines
[ ] I think you might be a fed
[ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you cool
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed anyway
To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Give up your Internet access
[ ] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the FAQ
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[ ] Go see the therapist you fired three months ago
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Go back to Nintendo
[ ] Never post again
[ ] Age 10 more years before you post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] You couldn't do anything with a brain if you had one
[ ] You obviously have a very small penis
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[ ] All of the above
end flame
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