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From: "Markus Bolz" <paulchen%fb14vax.cs.uni-sb.de@sbsvax.uucp>
To: mod-ki@unido.informatik.uni-dortmund.de
Date: Tue, 20 Feb 90 10:52:44 +0100
Subject: Not so serious (Fasnet '90)
Keywords: Spass muss auch mal sein

mod-ki message 0398
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[Dieser Beitrag  ist  geeignet,  bei  Faschingsmuffeln  oder  christlich
engagierten Menschen Unmut zu erregen. Aber nicht so sehr, dass ich  ihn
allen anderen vorenthalten muesste. Sicherheitshalber ist  er  aber  mit
ROT13 gegen versehentliches Lesen gesichert. Nachfolgetaeter  bitte  ich
zu bedenken, dass die Bandbreite fuer Spaesse in  mod-ki  sehr  begrenzt
ist. Ausnahmsweise: Buett frei fuer einen beutepfaelzischen Klamauk!hwh]

--zvg-ibefvpug-mh-travrffra---zvg-ibefvpug-mh-travrffra---zvg-ibefvpug-m

Fbaqresbefpuhatforvpugf 08/15
Xhrafgyvpur Vagryyvtram - Jvffra one wrqrf Flfgrzf
 
OQV-Ynobe nz Yruafghuy shre Vasbezngvx r. I.
 
Yrvghat: Cebs. Qe. E. B. Fvar
 
Havirefvgnrg qrf Fnnyenaqrf
   OQV YnYsy r I
  Vz Fgnqgjnyq 15
Q-6600 Fnneoehrpxra 11
 Srq. Erc. bs Treznal
 
Gry. 0681/302-4134

                     Neorvgfcncvre Ae. 00
 
                    QVR CFLPUR QRE XV-FRXGR
    Sryqhagrefhpuhatra hrore qvr Trsnrueyvpuxrvgra qrf Sbefpuraf
          va qrz Orervpu qre Xhrafgyvpura Vagryyvtram
 
                        Cngre Cnhypura
 
                cngre.cnhypura@orvpugfghuy.nzra.qr
 
                       29. Sroehne 1990
 
 
                            Nofgenxg

        Whratfgr Hzsentra hagre qra Fghqragra irefpuvrqrare
        Ubpufpuhyra unora retrora, qnff qvr Xhrafgyvpur Vagryyvtram
        mhfnzzra zvg qre Trasbefpuhat va qre Ohaqrferchoyvx
        Qrhgfpuynaq va qre irezrvagyvpura Trsnrueyvpuxrvg  qre
        Sbefpuhat qre Xreaculfvx qra refgra Enat notrynhsra
        ung. (FJS3, Zhfvx Obk, Oreaq Fpuhuznpure 1989)  Qnanpu
        geng rva cybrgmyvpure Ehrpxtnat qre Fghqragramnuyra va qrz
        Orervpu XV rva. Qvrfre Orevpug hagrefhpug qvr Mhfnzzraunratr
        mjvfpura qre Cflpur qre Zvgtyvrqre rvare qhepufpuavggyvpura
        XV-Frxgr haq qra Fghqragramnuyra va qvrfrz Orervpu.
 

                          Rvashruehat
 
Nhf vasbezvregra Xervfra (VX) jheqr orevpugrg, qnff trsnrueyvpur
Sbefpuhat nhpu iba trsnrueyvpura Yrhgra trznpug jveq. Qvrfr Gurbevr
jveq iba Trtarea qrf XV-Sbefpuhatfmjrvtf vzzre jvrqre reunregrg. Fb
jveq iba jhrfgra Betvra zvg Zrafpurabcsrea orevpugrg.  (Qvrf jhreqr
nyyreqvatf nhpu qra Ehrpxtnat qre Fghqragramnuyra rvayrhpugraq
rexynrera. (Naz. q. Frgmreva)) Qrf anpugf jheqra iba Fghqragra naqrere
Yruefghruyr jrejbys- haq inzcvenruayvpur Trfgnygra, zvg oyrvpurz
Trfvpug haq ebghagreynhsrara Nhtra, trfrura.  Frvg qvrfre Mrvg genhg
fvpu iba xrva Fghqrag qre naqrera Qvfmvcyvara qre Vasbezngvx anpu
20.00 Hue va qra Vasbezngvxonh. Hz qvrfra Orevpugra nhs qra Tehaq mh
trura, jheqr nz Yruefghuy shre Xhrafgyvpur Vagryyvtram (XV) qre
Havirefvgnrg qrf Fnneynaqrf rvar trurvzr Sryqsbefpuhat mhe
Hagrefhpuhat qvrfre Orunhcghat refgryyg.  Qvrfr jheqr, qnzvg qvr mh
rejnegraqra Qngra avpug ibefnrgmyvpu iresnryfpug jreqra xbraara, vz
Enuzra rvarf XV-Cebwrxgf qheputrshrueg.

 
               Irefhpufnhsonh haq Qhepushruehat
 
 Hz tyrvpumrvgvt qnf fbmvnyr Ireunygra qre XV-Frxgrazvgtyvrqre
orbonpugra mh xbraara haq na trfvpuregr, avpug iresnryfpugr
Vasbezngvbara mh trynatra, jheqr qnf Cebwrxg ORVPUGF, (anrurer
Vasbezngvbara hrore ORVPUGF ragjrqre nhf: Wbheany qre hajvrqreubyonera
Rkcrevzragr, Xehrtre Ireynt Senaxsheg, cc. 192-93, 1986 bqre qverxg iba
Cngre Cnhypura haq frvare ORVPUGF-Qrirybczrag-Tebhc) rva Flfgrz mhe
hacrefbrayvpura Xhemorvpugr, nhs rvare QRP-INK 8700 va PBZZBA-YVFC
hagre Hygevk vzcyrzragvreg. Qvr Tehraqr uvreshre fvaq:
 
          Qre Nhgbe gevgg avpug crefbrayvpu va Refpurvahat,
        haq irezrvqrg fbzvg, snyyf fvpu qvr Orbonpughatra orjnueurvgra
        fbyygra, Ercerffnyvra trtra frvar Crefba (M.O. Grvyaruzra na
        rvare qvrfre Ibbqbb-Srvrea zvg Zrafpurabcsrea. Rvarz Cebtenzz
        znpug qnf Trybrfpugjreqra avpugf, rvare Crefba (ibe nyyrz
        zve) qnf Nhftrybrfpugjreqra ivry nhf.)

          Qnf Cebtenzz vfg iba nhftrfhpugra
        Snpuyrhgra  (Qvr Irexnrhsrevaara rvarf
        IRQRF-Fcvryjneraynqraf)  nyf ``shre Vasbezngvxre orfbaqref
        trrvtarg'' qrxynevreg jbeqra haq reynhog jrtra qrf Nhfahgmraf
        qrf anghreyvpura Fcvrygevrorf qrf qhepufpuavggyvpura
        Frxgrazvgtyvrqrf qre XV qnf Reynatra
        eryrinagre Qngra vaareunyo xhremrfgre Mrvgenrhzr.
 
          Qvr Xbamrcgvba iba ORVPUGF reynhog qnf ibz Bcsre
        haorzrexgr Notervsra qre rvatrtrorara Fnrgmr mhe fcnrgrera
        Nanylfr. Uvreorv jveq wrqbpu qvr Nabalzvgnrg qrf Cebonaqra
        trjnrueyrvfgrg -- Rvatrtrorar Fnrgmr haq Crefbaraqngra jheqra
        trgeraag trfcrvpureg.  (Qvr Nhgbera qre orfbaqref
        qryvxngra Fhraqra fvaq qrz Nhgbe orxnaag haq gentra mhe
        Svanamvrehat qvrfrf Orevpugrf zvg orv.)
 
          ORVPUGF ireynatg qvr Rvatnor iba ortnatrara Fhraqra,
        refgryyg haq orerpuarg qvr Fgensr haq Noovggr, qvr mh yrvfgra
        vfg. Qnqhepu reunryg qre Irefhpu "svefg-pynff-Qngra" nhf
        refgre Unaq.

ORVPUGF xbaagr iba wrqrz Zvgtyvrq qrf Yruefghuyrf qhepu rvasnpur
Rvatnor qre Jbegr ``orvpugf'' iba qre Fpunyr qrf Orgevrofflgrzf bqre
iba XPY (Xblbgra Pbzzba Yvfc) nhf zvg ``(erdhver 'orvpugf) (orvpugf)''
trfgnegrg jreqra. Nasnratyvpur Xnrsre va qrz Cebtenzz xbaagra qhepu
qvr Xnzzrewnrtre qre OQV (ORVPUGF-Qrirybczrag-Tebhc) anpu xhemre Mrvg
reyrtg jreqra. Anpu qvrfrz Nhsehs jheqr qre Cebonaq mh qre Rvatnor
frvare Fhraqra nhstrsbeqreg.
 
 
                     Irefhpufnhfjreghat

Nyf Iretyrvpufqngra jheqra qvr qre Orvpugr rvare oryvrovtra xngu.
Xvepur trabzzra.  Va qvrfre jheqra vaareunyo rvarf Mrvgenhzrf iba 4
Jbpura iba rvarz Cevrfgre 2 Orvpugra notrabzzra, qvr fvpu avpug rvazny
nyf fbypur rejvrfra.  (Qnf Orxynhra rvarf Fhrffjneraynqraf (Fpunqra:
4Cs.), fbjvr qnf Orxevgmrya qrf Trfnatfohpurf jnrueraq qrf
Xveputnatf.).  Va qra 21 Gntra qre Qhepushruehat qrf Irefhpurf jheqra
iba vaftrfnzg 20 Cebonaqra ahe nhf qrz Orervpu qre XV 800 Orvpugra
zvg ORVPUGF notrunygra.  (Yrvqre xbaagr vpu qvr Nhsyvfghat qre Orvpugra
avpug na qra Orevpug nashrtra: Qre Qehpxre reyvgg rvara Ehrpxfgnh,
senff 34 Frvgra va fvpu uvarva, ovf re avpug zrue xbaagr.  Re orsvaqrg
fvpu fpuba nhs qrz Jrt qre Orffrehat.)  Qnf vfg trtrahrore qrz Fgnaqneq
qre xngu. Xvepur rva zrue iba 400 Cebmrag ceb Cebonaq.

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      | ahz        |   XV-VAFGVGHG  |  ory. XVEPUR  |
      -----------------------------------------------
      | #Orvpugra  |      800       |       2       |
      -----------------------------------------------
      | #Ohrffre   |       20       |       2       |
      -----------------------------------------------
      | Oxbrssvm.  |       40       |       1       |
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        Svt. 1  Orvpugxbrssvmvrag iba Xvepur haq XV

Rva vagrerffnagre Arorarssrxg qre Orbonpughatra vfg, qnff qvr
rvasnpura Fghqragra fvpu nz Nasnat nyf ivry orvpugserhqvtre rejvrfra
nyf Nffvfgragra bqre tne Qbmragra. Yrgmgrer Tehccra xbaagra nore va
qre yrgmgra Jbpur qrf Irefhpuf qvr anghreyvpura Fpurh qre truborara
Zvgtyvrqre qre XV-Frxgr noyrtra haq orgnrgvtgra fvpu nhpu nyf Ohrffre
ibe ORVPUGF.  Orfgnrgvtg jheqr qvr Gurbevr, qnff rf fvpu orv qra
Naunratrea qre XV-Frxgr hz yvpugfpurhr Ryrzragr unaqryg: Rva Tebffgrvy
qre Ohffra, anrzyvpu 70 Cebmrag, jheqra mjvfpura 20.00 haq 2.00 Hue
trznpug.  (Zrvfgraf qverxg anpu rvarz vuere Evghnyr ``Qvcybzneorvgra
iregevaxra'' bqre qrf ``Tehsgv-Evghnyf''.)  Qvr Orvpugra jheqra zrvfg
va rvare rvasnpura Hztnatffcenpur iresnffg haq ortnaara mh 98 Cebmrag
zvg ``vpu unor''.  Qvrf ynrffg nhs rvar trjvffr Rvasnpuurvg bqre
trvfgvtr Nezhg qre Zvgtyvrqre qvrfre Frxgr fpuyvrffra. Orfgnrexg
jreqra xbaagr qvrfr Gurbevr qhepu qvr Dhnyvgnrg qre rvatrtrorara
Fhraqra.  Fb jheqr trfpuyntra, trenhpug, trgehaxra, trdhnryg,
trcehrtryg, regenraxg, trzbeqrg, trgbrgrg, uvagretnatra, trtenofpug,
trxynhg, trohzfg, irexrueg, trfpunraqrg, trovffra, trxynhg, ortrueg,
trybrfpug, orgebtra, zvfoenhpug, zvfunaqryg, irecehrtryg,
iretrjnygvtg, trcvaxryg haq znffnxevreg. Rvavtr jravtr rkbgvfpur
Fhraqra jnera nhpu qnorv: ``Vpu unor JJ zvg Ebfvara trshrggreg'',
``Vpu jne shre qra tebffra Fghez irenagjbegyvpu''. Qre Nagrvy iba
Senhra orv Rvatnor qre Fhraqra vfg nagvcebcbegvbany mh qrz Ibexbzzra
iba Senhra orv qra rvatrtrorara Fhraqra (2 mh 375). Nyyreqvatf xbaagr
xrvar Irevsvxngvba qre Orunhcghatra hrore Jrejbrysr h. nr. qverxg nhf
qra rvatrtrorara Fhraqra trshaqra jreqra. Fvr fpurvara rvare naqrera
Zbafgrexynffr namhtrubrera, qvr va qre Svyzvaqhfgevr abpu xrvara
Cebqhmragra trshaqra ung. Qvr Crefbaratehccra bqre Bowrxgr, qvr nz
zrvfgra hagre qra Evgra qre XV-Frxgr mh yrvqra unggra, jnera:
 
         1. Serhaqva/Senh/Jrvo (56)
         2. Unzfgre (48)
         3. Purs/Cebsrffbe/JJ (33)
         4. Sbyvra (32)
         5. Xvepur (30)
         6. Ragra (28)
         7. Cnhypura (23)
         8. Nkry (22)
         9. Fghqragra (18)
        10. Zhggre (16)
        11. Uhaqr (12)
        12. Pbeavk/PK Xvaqre Orgerhre (8)
        13. Tnov/Tnol Unxn/Uryzhg (7)
        14. Cebsv Frxergnreva (6)
        15. Cbatb (5)
        16. Wbnpuvz (4)
        17. Whqvgu (3)
        18. sreare yvrsra..

(Qvr Mnuyra va qra Xynzzrea mrvtra qvr Unrhsvtxrvg qre Fhraqra zvg qrz
orgerssraqra Bowrxg nhs.)  Nyf vagrerffnag mrvpuarg fvpu arora qre
ubura Namnuy iba Fhraqra zvg Gvrera haq Xvaqrea qnf rvauryyvtr
``Fpuyntra iba Fghqragra'' nhf. Qvrf zhff va refgre Yvavr shre qra
Ehrpxtnat qre Zvgtyvrqremnuyra va qre XV-Frxgr irenagjbegyvpu trznpug
jreqra. Znexnagrejrvfr jheqra qvrfr Fhraqra refg va qre yrgmgra Jbpur,
nyf nhpu qvr Nffvfgragra orvpugrgra, rvatrtrora. Rvar Irezhghat vfg,
qnff qvr Fghqragra, jraa fvr fvpu jrvtrea na qra Evgra grvymharuzra,
trfpuyntra jreqra. Rvtrar Resnuehatra orfgnrgvtra qvrfr Gurbevr. Rf
jveq va qvrfrz Mhfnzzraunat orv qra Evgra ivry trgehaxra (42) haq
trenhpug (42), va zruerera Snryyra fbtne qvr Sbyvra. Qvr Sbyvra
fpurvara mhfnzzra zvg qra Unzfgrea rvar Fpuyhrffryebyyr va qra
Evghnyra qre XV-Frxgr mh fcvryra, jvr rf nhpu nhssnyyraq ivry Fbqbzvr
tvog. Qnf Qhepufpuavggffrxgrazvgtyvrq iretrug fvpu nore ahe na vuz
hagreyrtrara Xernghera jvr Unzfgrea, Zrrefpujrvapura, Uhaqra haq
Ragra. Rf vfg rvar tebffr Noarvthat trtrahrore qre Xvepur haq qra
Iregergrea qrefryora mh irezrexra, jnf nhf qra Arvthatra qre
Frxgrazvgtyvrqre sbytg. Qvr qverxgr Boevtxrvg (Cebs, Purs..) fpurvag
qverxg va qvr Evghnyra vaibyivreg mh frva, qraa fvr jveq refg orybtra
(6) haq qnanpu rezbeqrg (4). Qre xyrvar Mnhore jveq zvg qra Srgvfpura
trznpug (Nkry, Cnhypura,...). Arhr Fghqragra zhrffra, hz va qvr Frxgr
nhstrabzzra mh jreqra, va rvare Nhsanuzrcehrshat mhrefg qra Srgvfpu
Nkry evghryy rezbeqra haq zvffoenhpura, qra Srgvfpu Cnhypura
oryrvqvtra, Srgvfpu Cbatb avrqrefpuyntra, Uryzhg'f Tyngmr cbyvrera haq
qnaa JJ zvg Ebfvara shrggrea. Va qra Unhcgevgra jreqra qnaa arora
qvirefra Serhaqvaara qvirefre Crefbara ibe nyyrz Unzfgre trfpunraqrg.
Jnrueraq qrf Unhcgevghf jveq qnaa trenhpug haq trgehaxra. Qre
Ubrurchaxg qre Mrerzbavr vfg qnaa reervpug, jraa qvr Sbyvra trenhpug,
ireoenaag, natrcvaxryg jreqra haq qnanpu qre Cebsrffbe/Purs fvpu nyf
Bcsre qneoevatg. Orfgrug rva Fghqrag qvr Nhsanuzrcehrshat avpug,
jveq re trfpuyntra.
 

                          Erfhrzrr

Qvr Orbonpughatra qre Fghqragra naqrere Vasbezngvxqvfmvcyvara jheqra
zrue nyf orfgnrgvtg. Qnf Zvgtyvrq qre XV-Frxgr vfg rva fbmvny
ubssahatfybfre Snyy. Rf vfg ahe abpu va qre Frxgr yrorafsnruvt haq
avzzg ertryznrffvt na qra genqvgvbaryyra Evgra grvy. Nhffreunyo frvare
Frxgr vfg rf qnena mh rexraara, qnff rf zvaqrfgraf qerv Ovre zrue nhs
frvarz Qrpxry fgrura ung nyf zna fryofg, jrypur rf fvpu zvg frvara
ynatra 11-svatevtra Unraqra trahrffyvpu vaf Trfvpug xvccg. Jraa re va
Ehqrya nhsgevgg, zhff ibe vuz trjneag jreqra, qn re fvpu qnaa nhs qre
Fhpur anpu arhra Bcsrea orsvaqrg. Qnf fbmvnyr Ireunygra iba
Zvgtyvrqrea qre XV-Frxgr vfg iretyrvpuone qrz qre ebgra Jnaqrenzrvfra.
Vuer Trsenrffvtxrvg nhpu.  Qre Fghqragraehrpxtnat vfg rvar qverxgr
Sbytr iba genqvgvbaryyra Mrerzbavra haq qrf thgra Trfpuznpxf.
 
                              Qnaxfnthat
 
Qre Nhgbe orqnaxg fvpu orv qre OQV shre qvr Hagrefghrgmhat orv qre
Vafgnyyvrehat iba ORVPUGF, Zp. Qbanyqf shre qvr Irecsyrthat orv qre
Orbonpughat iba Frxgrazvgtyvrqrea va servre Jvyqonua haq orv qre
Gvreunaqyhat Gfpuvrc shre qvr Unzfgre haq Zrrefpujrvapura.  Qvrfre
Orevpug jheqr ibyyfgnraqvt nhf Zvggrya svanamvreg, qvr recerffg jbeqra
fvaq.
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