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Der folgende Text findet sich auf einer Art "lustigem Wandbehang", der
in Andenkenlaeden auf der Insel Malta zum Kauf aushaengt:

The Italian who went to Malta (Must be read with an Italian accent):

One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat
breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only
one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say got to the toilet. I say
you no understand, I wanna piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss
onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady und she call
me sonna ma bitch.
  Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a
spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me
everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand, I wanna fock on the
table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch.
  So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed.
Call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet.
I say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not
shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch.
  I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you." I
say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch. I gonna back to Italy.
(gez.) MALTA
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	wolf