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From: Karl Schmuck
Date: Mon, 07 May 1990 13:16
Date: Mon, 07 May 1990 13:16
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Leute, das kam heute ueber HELLAS bei mir an. ===>
Date: Sat, 5 May 90 20:21:07 CDT
Reply-To: The Hellenic Discussion List <HELLAS@GREARN>
Sender: The Hellenic Discussion List <HELLAS@GREARN>
From: John Vamvakas <82phpu82@CSD4.CSD.UWM.EDU>
Subject: ZWGRAFIKH
To: Karolos Schmuck <KBIB99@DKLUNI01>
Milame oti to parakatw eivai to kati allo.Xwris alla sxolia
apolauste to.
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(__) (__) (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
/-------/-* /-------/ /-------/
/ | || )*)(/* / * / | ||
* ||----|| * |||/)|/()(
/|(/)(//(,,/ )|(//|)(/
Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble
on grass on cow
(__) (__) * (__) * (__)
(oo) (oo) (oo) | (oo)
/--------/ /-oooooo-/ -------/ -------/
* o| || * ooooooooo o o| || / ||
||----|| ooooooooooooo ||----||>==/-----||
ooo ooooooooooooooooo
Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the shit
a shit shit kicked out of her
(__)
(oo) U
/-------/ /---V
/ | || * |--| .
* ||----||
Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters.
(__) )__( vv vv
(oo) (oo) ||----|| *
/-------/ *-------/ || | /
/ | || / | || /-------/
* ||----|| / ||----|| (oo)
vv vv ()
American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow
(__) (__) (__)
(oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo)
/-------/ /- --/ /- -/
/ | || / | || /| ||
* ||----|| * ||___-|| * ||___-||
Freshman Cow at Freshman Cow Freshman Cow
start of school After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20"
(__) (__) (__)
(OO) (@@) (xx)
/-------/ /-------/ /-------/
/ | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash
psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms
/ __
/ ||
(__) (__) / (_||_)
SooS (oo) / (oo)
/------S/S /-------/ /S /-------/
/ | || / | || / S / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----||___/ S * ||----||
This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's
to George Washington this cow cow
(__)
* (__) (oo)
(oo) /------/
-------/ /| |/ |
| ==$ || / | ) ||
||----|| * ||----||
Old "One Arm" belonged This cow was given to
to Ceasar's Palace Hugh Hefner for his Birthday
(___) (__) (__)
( O ) (oo) (oo)
/------- / /--------/
/ | ||V | |
* ||----|| ||------||
The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with
the Argonauts met had this cow Dr. Doolittle
(__) (__)
##] (@o)
/-------/ /-------/ /------- (__)
/ | || / | || / | || (oo)
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|---/
This cow belonged This cow lived with This cow belonged to
to Flash Gordon the Little Rascals the Headless Horseman
(____) (____) (____)
(oo ) (o o) ( O O)
/----------- / /----- /---- /----------- /
/ || | / / | | / | / || | /
/ || |||| | | | | | / || ||||
* ||||-----|||| *| | |-----| | | * ||||-----||||
// // / / / /
This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether
to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had four
legs or eight
O__O _|_/
(oo) (oo)
/-------/ /-------/
/ | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----||
Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty
(__) (__)
(oo) (--)
/-------/ /-/-
/ | || /| |
* ||----|| | |
============ | |
/ /----
/
*
Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
(What a bod, huh guys?)
) (__)
/ (oo)
Cow swimming at Amityville
(Where Jaws was filmed, for those less educated)
* (__)
(DD)
/-------/
| / | ||__/
| (__) * ||----|
|| (oo)
|| / Cow chugging brews and staring at
|| sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
||
||
||
/ / / / / / / / / / /
_ / / / / / / / / / / / /
_ / / / / / _______ / /
Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen / / / / | / /
/ / / (__)| / /
/ / / (oo)| / /
( @@@ ) /-------/ |
( @@ ) (------------) / | ||_|
@@ (__) ( *>COUGH<* ) * ||----|
@@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* )
/--UU--/ (____________)
/ | || Cow sheltering from English Weather
* ||---||
(New) Jersey Cow
o o
|__| (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) =(oo)= oo
/-------/ /-------vv /-------/
/ | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
bill bixby bela lugosi boris karloff claude rains
male relative cow cow cow
cow
x
xxxx|xxxx
xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx
|
//
(__) // (__) (__)
(oo)// (oo)===(oo)
/-------// /-------/ /-------
/ | |// / | || || |
* ||----| * ||----|| ||----|| *
Julie Andrews Cow Siamese cows
o o (__)
/ (oo) /
/ _____/___/
(__) __/ / / / /
(oo) _______(oo) / * /
/---------/ /| ___ / / ___/
/ | x=a(b)|| / | || *----/
* ||------|| * ||___|| /
||-----|| / /
Mathematical Television This cow does Disco
Cow Cow (That's what comes of
(developer of (Cow-thode snorting cow-caine)
cow-culus) Ray Tube)
o
| ---]
| |
| | |------========|
/----|---| | **** |=======|
/___/______ o | **** |=======|
| | ___| |==============|
| | ___ (__) |==============|
-----------/ ]( )=(oo) |==============|
/ / /---===-- / |
----------------- / | NASA |==== |
| | * ||------||-----
----------------- || | |
/ / |
/ ----
This cow jumped over the Moon
(__)
(]]) "I have this recurring dream
__/_--U about golden arches.".. (__)
/ __ :..("")
/ / / // _________/ //
/----/__/ / // / ___ / //
____/---- // /-/__________/ //
/====== / =======/==============//
*_/ / / // /
/ //
Psycowlogist and patient
(___)
(__) (o o)
(oo) /
*-----_______// --O--/
_______/ --- ______ // -----
-------- S/ /_____ /_ /==V===]
______/ _____//
__/
It's a bird... // The Boss
It's a plane... // (Bruce Holstien)
// //
==================
_____________________________ H H
| |-------------| H (__) H
| | ________ | H (oo) H __
| COWNTY | | (|__|) | | H / / H /
| JAIL | | |oo| | | H | | | | H | STOP |
| | |__|/|__| | H D===b=----- H __ /
| | o | HH ||
| | | H H ||
| | ] | H H ||
| | | H H ||
|_____________|_____________| H H ||
Some cows get in trouble... Cattle Guard
( ( )
( ( ) )
( ( )
( / )
( ( )
( | // )
| | (__)
| | (oo) (__)
| | ----/ ______(oo)_____
| | || ( _)_______(__) )
**| | ---|| __________/
'---------
Cow Hide Cow Pie
| / ___________
____________ _# / | ___ | _________
| | #/ | | | | | = = = = |
| | | | | # | |v'| | | |
| | # // | --- ___ | | | || | |
| | | | | #_// | | | | | |
| | #_/_______ | | | | | | || | |
| | | | | # /_____/ | --- | | |
| | # |+ ++| | | || | | | || | |
| | # |+ ++| | | || | | | || | |
| () |#| H |_ || | |||| | || |
| ( ||| ) | # | | |||| | | | ||||||| |
________/ /_____ | | |||| | | | ||||||| |
v'- | ||||||| |
|| |. (__) (__) ( )
(oo) (oo) /---V
/-------/ / -------- * | |
/ | || ||_______|
* ||W---|| || || *
"Cow Town"
(__) (__)
(oo) (/)
/-----/ /-------/
/ | (##) / | ||
* ||----||" * ||----||
This cow plays bagpipes. Cow from Beijing
(__) (__) (__)
(/) ($$) (**)
/-------/ /-------/ /-------/
/ | 666 || / |=====|| / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/-'''''-/ /-------------------/
/ |'''''|| / | ||
* ||''''|| * ||----------------||
Cow in Argyle Stretch Cow
*
** **
* ** * * * **
* / / * *
/ / / (__)
* / / (__) /--------(00)
/ (00) / / / | |( )
/-------/ * ||---- ||()
/ / | || / / || ||
* ||----||
/ / / / Cow Chewing Marbles
Cow in Heat
(___)
(o o)
/------ / (__) (__)
/ ____O (oo) (oo)
| / /--------/ /-------/
/oo===| / || / | ||
| || *||-----|| * OO----OO
*
Cowt in the Act low rider cow
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(____)
.xxxx.
(__) '(oo)
(oo) /-----'-/
/-------/ / | |============>
/ | || * ||----| ()
* ||----||
Moo-ammar Cowdafi
holy cow armed and dangerous
(___) (___)
(o o) (o o)
/------- / /------- /
/ | ||O / | O ||O
* ||,---|| * ||,---||
A Bull A-bomb-in-a-bull No-bull
(---)
( )
/----- (___)
| | (o o)
| | | (-----) /
| | | / / O
| * | * | O |
-----
Coward Phone Bull
| | | | *
| | (__) | | (__)
| | (oo) | | (oo)
| | /-------/ | | -----------/--
| | / | || | | ----| |---
| | * ||----|| | | --------
| _____________ | _________________
| _________________ | _________________
| / | /
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
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| | | |
| | | |
/ /
Cow perched on a tree. Cow attempting to fly off tree.
| |
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| _________________
| _________________
| /
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| |
| |
| |
| |
| | (__)
| | *---------(..)
/ ----/
Cow that has failed miserably in the attempt.
. / . . : (__)
. / . . : (xx)
/ . . * : __------/
/ * : * ||____||
| (__) | . . ** : / | |
. /| (oo) | ** :
/ | // | . . * : Hamburger
. / |=|==|=| . * :
. / | | | | . :
/ USA | || |NASA . : * (__)
|______| |______| . : (oo)
. (__||__) . . : -------/
. /_ /_ . . . : 8-| ||
!!! !!! : ||----||
:
The cow that jumped over the moon. : Flying Cow
...---...
../ / | ..
./ / / | .
/ / / |
/ / / |
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|/ (oo)
/---++--/
/ | || ||
* ||-++-||
Cow surviving attack by Red Baron
..---.. (__)
/ (oo)
| RIP | /-------/
| | / | ||
| | * ||----||
| |
| |
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Elvis's Cow... ...Or is it alive and living in tax exile???
(__)
(oo)
/---+ +--/
/ | | | ||
* ||-+ +-||
*
David Copperfield's Cow David Copperfield's other Cow
(__)
(oo)
/-------/
/ | ||
* ||----||
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/-------/ /-------
/ | || -- || |
* ||---- -- || *
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/-------/ /-------
/ | || || |
* ||----|| ||----|| *
Barnum's Troupe of performing cows
(__) _--------_
(oo) |__________| BIG
/-------/ XXXXXXXXXX MAC
/ | 007 || __________
* ||----|| |_ _|
--------
Cow licenced to kill Enemy Cow after having met previous cow
(__)
(oo)
/'-m
(__) / '' )
(oo) o /| /|/|_ | /|
/ / / / _ / | | | |
/ _=== ________/___ |_____|_|
___|__/ |/ (___________(_) //|| ||
* * ww ww
Mrs. O'Leary's Cow Cow'nt Dracula
____ ____ |+++++|
|++++| ___ |++++| ____ |+++++|
|++++| |++ ______________________ |++++| |+++++|
|++++| |++/ /( ) |++++| |+++++| __
| | |+| |-oo- | ______ |++++| |+++++| |++|
-----(__)--| __/ _(__)_ ----------------------------------
o ( oo /_______________________| (oo) | __
| _/_| | M O O - B U S T E R S|__/ /| | /oo| - Bleaurgh!
|-| ____ ------ )_ /| /
-|_ _|-_| 0 _| * / *
| __________________________________/
| W| _/ /----------------- _/ /
/ / ___/ ___/
/ /
Who you gonna call...?
(__) (__) (__) (----------)
(00) (-o) (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* )
/------/ /------/ /------/ (----------)
/| || /| || /| ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
Cow w/ Glasses Flirtatious cow (winking) Cow after pulling an all-nighter
* (__) (__) (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
-------/ /-------/ /-------/ /-------/
/| | / / / / /
//||----|| * //------ * --// * ----
Cow walking Cow jogging Same cow Cow breaking
(__)
(oo) (__) o * (__)
/ (oo)/ " | (oo)
____| ____ /-------/(__ o=o=o=|------/
---/ --** / | / | |
*____/ |___// * ||----|| ||----||
//--------/
//__ Cow Cow pooing
Cow marching standing
Side Front Side back (___) Where's all the bulls!
(__) (__) (__) (__) (O O)/
( oo (oo) oo ) ( ) _/ /_
/_| // |_/ / / O //
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: 10d2e7,13d4b45a5a997c11,start X-Google-Attributes: gid10d2e7,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 1990-05-07 07:50:44 PST Path: arc1-ca.pugleaf.net!gmdzi!unido!ira.uka.de!sun.rhrk.uni-kl.de!schmuck From: schmuck@sun.rhrk.uni-kl.de (Karl Schmuck) Newsgroups: dnet.witze Subject: Kuehe Message-ID: <1990May7.131636.2696@sun.rhrk.uni-kl.de> Date: 7 May 90 13:16:36 GMT Organization: University of Kaiserslautern Lines: 620 Posted: Mon May 7 14:16:36 1990