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$$$ MAKE MONEY $$$
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Author: Simon
Date: Tue, 19 Aug 1997 00:00
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$$$ MAKE MONEY $$$

Fast Money

*** The opportunity of YOUR life!! *** 

"Taking 5 minutes to read this article, someone had kindly posted on an
Internet Newsgroup, describing how to send A ONE
DOLLAR U.S. BILL TO ONLY SIX PEOPLE AND MAKE $50,000 IN CASH WITHIN
ABOUT 4 WEEKS, can
change your life!!" 

***PLEASE SAVE THIS FILE!*** 

Hello! I've got some awesome news that I think you need to take two
minutes to read if you have ever thought "How could I
make some serious cash in a hurry???" , or been in serious debt, ready
to do almost anything to get the money needed to pay
off those bill collectors. So grab a snack, a warm cup of coffee, or a
glass of your favorite beverage, get comfortable and listen
to this interesting, exciting find! 

Let me start by saying that I FINALLY FOUND IT! That's right!. found it!
And I HATE GET RICH QUICK SCHEMES!! I
hate those schemes like multi-level marketing, mail-order schemes,
envelope stuffing scams, 900 number scams... the list goes
on forever. I have tried every darn get rich quick scheme out there over
the past 12 years. I somehow got on mailing lists for
people looking to make money (more like 'desperate stupid people who
will try anything for money!'). 

Well, when I was a teenager, these claims to 'get me rich quick' sounded
irresistible! I would shell out $14.95 here, $29.95
there, $24.95 here, and another $49.95 there. I had maxed out my new
Circuit City Card AND my Visa...I was desperate for
money!! So, I gave them all a chance but failed at every one of them!
Maybe they worked for some people, but not for me.
Eventually, I just tossed that JUNK MAIL in the trash when I got the
mail. I recognized it right away. I can>smell a money
scam from a mile away these days, SO I THOUGHT.... I thought I could
sniff out a scam easily. WAS I WRONG!! ....I
LOVE THE INTERNET!!! 

I was scanning thru a NEWSGROUP and saw an article stating to GET CASH
FAST!! I thought..."Here on the Internet??
Well, I'll just have to see what schemes could possibly be on the
internet." The article described a way to MAIL A ONE
DOLLAR BILL TO ONLY SIX PEOPLE AND MAKE $50, 000 IN CASH WITHIN 4 WEEKS!
Well, the more I
thought about it, the more I became very curious. Why? Because of the
way it worked AND BECAUSE IT WOULD ONLY
COST ME SIX DOLLARS (AND SIX STAMPS), THAT'S ALL I EVER PAY....EVER!! 

Ok, so the $50,000 in cash was maybe an tough amount to reach, but it
was possible. I knew that I could at least get a return
of $1,000 or so. So I did it!! As per the instructions in the article, I
mailed out ('snail mail'for you e-mail fanatics) a single dollar
bill to each of the six people on the list that was contained in the
article. I included a small note, with the dollar, that stated
"Please Add Me To Your List." I then removed the first position name of
the six names listed and moved everyone up one
position, and I put my name in position six of the list. This is how the
money starts rolling in! I then took this revised article
now with my name on the list and REPOSTED IT ON AS MANY NEWSGROUPS AND
LOCAL BULLETIN BOARD
MESSAGE AREAS THAT I KNEW. I then waited to watch the money come
in...prepared to maybe receive about $1000
to $1500 in cash or so.... But what a welcome surprise when those
envelopes kept coming in!!! I knew what they were as
soon as I saw the return addresses from people all over the world-Most
from the U.S., but some from Canada, even some
from Australia! I tell you, THAT WAS EXCITING!! So how much did I get in
total return? $1000? $5000? Not even!!! I
received a total of $23,343!!! I couldn't believe it!! 

I now have a brand new black Acura Integra to speak for, due to this!!
Now after almost 8 months, I am ready to do it
again!!! So maybe it was possible to get $50,000 in cash, I don't know,
but IT COMPLETELY DEPENDS ON YOU, THE
INDIVIDUAL! You must follow through and repost this article everywhere
you can think of! The more postings you achieve
will determine how much cash will arrive in your very own mailbox!! It's
just too easy to pass up!!! 

Let's review the reasons why you should do this: The only cost factors
are for the six stamps, the 6 envelopes and the 6 one
dollar bills that you send out to the listed names by snail mail (US
Postal Service Mail). Then just simply repost the article
(WITH YOUR NAME ADDED) to all the newsgroups and local BBS's you can.
Then sit back and, (ironically), enjoy
walking (you can run if you like! :o ) down your driveway to your
mailbox and scoop up your rewards!! We all have five
dollars to put into such an easy effortless investment with SPECTACULAR
REALISTIC RETURNS OF $15,000 to
$25,000 in about 3-5 weeks! So HOLD OFF ON THOSE LOTTERY NUMBERS FOR
TODAY,EAT AT HOME
TONIGHT INSTEAD OF TAKEOUT FROM McDONALDS AND INVEST SIX DOLLARS IN THIS
AMAZING
MONEY MAKING SYSTEM NOW!!! YOU CAN'T LOSE!! 

So how do you do it exactly, you ask? I have carefully provided the most
detailed, yet straightforward instructions on how to
easily get this underway and get your cash on its way. SO, ARE YOU READY
TO MAKE SOME CASH!!!?? HERE WE
GO!!! 

NOW LET ME TELL YOU WHY THIS SYSTEM WORKS! 

Of every 200 postings I made, I received an average of 5 replies, YES
ONLY 5, each with a $1 bill enclosed. You make $5
for every 200 postings WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 5. 

Each person who sent you $1, now also makes let's say,only 200
additional postings WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 4,
i.e. 1000 postings. 

On average therefore, 50 people will send you $1 with your name at
number 4. You make $50. 

Your 50 new agents make 200 posting each WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 3 or
10 000 postings - average return 500
at $1 each is $500. They make 200 postings each WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER
2 = 100 000 postings = 5 000
returns at $1 each = $5 000. 

Finally, 5 000 people make 200 postings each WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 1
and you get a return of $50 000
before you name drops off the list. 

AND THAT'S IF EVERYONE DOWN THE LINE ONLY MAKES 200 POSTINGS! Total
income in one cycle = $55
500. 

From time to time, when your name is no longer on the list, you take the
latest posting that is appearing in the newsgroups,
SEND OUT ANOTHER $6 TO THE NAMES THAT ARE ON THE LIST, PUT YOUR NAME IN
AT NUMBER 6
AND START POSTING AGAIN. Remember, 200 postings is only a guideline. The
more you post, the greater the return. 

*** THE LIST OF NAMES IS AT THE END OF THIS ARTICLE. *** 

OK, Read this carefully. Get a printout of this information, if you
like, so you can easily refer to it as often as needed. 

INSTRUCTIONS: 

1. Take 6 separate pieces of paper and write on it your name and adress
with the following: "PLEASE ADD MY NAME TO
YOUR LIST". THIS CREATES A SERVICE OUT OF THIS MONEY MAKING SYSTEM AND
THUS MAKING IT
COMPLETELY LEGAL. You are not just randomly sending a dollar to someone,
you are PAYING ONE DOLLAR FOR
A LEGITIMATE SERVICE. Make sure you include your name and address. I
assure you that, again, this is completely legal!
For a neat little twist, also write what slot their name was in: "You
were in slot 3", Just to add a little fun! This is all about
having fun and making money at the same time! 

2. Now fold this sheet of paper around a U.S. dollar bill: go to your
bank if you don't live in the U.S.(no checks,coins or
money orders), and put them into an envelope and send it on its way to
the six people listed. The folding of the paper around
the bill will insure its arrival to its recipient. THIS STEP IS
IMPORTANT!! 

3. Now listen carefully, here's where you get YOUR MONEY COMING TO YOUR
MAILBOX. Look at the list of six
people; remove the first name from position one and move everyone on the
list up slot one on the list. Position 2 name will now
move to the position 1 slot , position 3 will now become position 2, 4
will be be 3, 5 will be 4, 6 will be 5. Now put your name, 
address, zipcode AND COUNTRY in position 6, the bottom position on the
list. 

4. Now upload this updated file to as many newsgroups and local bulletin
boards' message areas & file section as possible.
Give a catchy description of the file so it gets noticed!! Such as:
"NEED FAST CASH?, HERE IT IS!" or "NEED CASH TO
PAY OFF YOUR DEBTS??", etc. And the more uploads, the more money you
will make, and of course, the more money
the others on the list will make too. LET'S ALL TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER
BY BEING HONEST AND BY
PUTTING FORTH 120 PERCENT INTO THIS PROFITABLE & AMAZING SYSTEM!!!
You'll reap the benefits,
believe me!!! Set a goal for the number of total uploads you'll post,
such as 100 postings or more! Always have a goal in
mind!!! If you can UUE encode the file when uploading, that will make it
easier for the people to receive it and have it
downloaded to their hard drive. That way they get a copy of the article
right on their computer without hassles of viewing and
then saving the article from the File menu. Don't alter the file type,
leave it as an MS-DOS Text file. The best test is to be able
to view this file using Microsoft's Notepad for Windows 3.x or WordPad
for Windows '95. If the margins look right without
making the screen slide left or right when at the ends of the sentences,
you're in business! 

5. If you need help uploading, simply ask the sysop of the BBS, or
"POST" a message on a newsgroup asking how to post a
file, tell them who your Internet provider is and PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS BE
GLAD TO HELP. I would try to describe
how to do it but there are simply too many internet software packages
with slightly different yet relatively simple ways to post
or upload a file. Just ask for help or look in the help section for
'posting'. I do know that for GNN, you simply select 'POST'
then enter a catchy description under the subject box, choose 'ATTACH',
selecting 'UUE' and NOT 'TXT', then choose
'Browse' to go look for the file. Find your text file CASH.TXT and click
on it and choose 'OK'. Place a one line statement in
the main body section of the message post screen. Something like
"Download this to read how to get cash arriving in your
mailbox with no paybacks!" or whatever. Just make sure it represents its
true feasibility, NOT something like..."Get one million
dollars flooding in your mailbox in two days!" You'll never get ANY
responses! 

6. And this is the step I like. JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY LIFE BECAUSE
CASH IS ON ITS THE WAY!! Expect to
see a little money start to trickle in around 2 weeks, but AT ABOUT
WEEKS 3 & 4, THE MONEY STORM WILL HIT
YOUR MAILBOX!! All you have to do is take it out of the mailbox and try
not to scream too loud (outside anyway) when
you realize YOU HIT THE BIG TIME AT LAST!! 

7. So go PAY OFF YOUR BILLS AND DEBTS and then get that something
special you always wanted or buy that special
person in your life (or the one you want in your life) a gift they'll
never forget. ENJOY LIFE! 

8. Now when you get low on this money supply, simply re-activate this
file again; Reposting it in the old places where you
originally posted and possibly some new places you now know of. Don't
ever lose this file, always keep a copy at your reach
for when you ever need cash. THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE TOOL THAT YOU CAN
ALWAYS RE-USE TIME AND
TIME AGAIN WHEN CASH IS NEEDED! 

 THE NAMES LIST THE NAMES  ********************   LIST THE NAME LIST 
HONESTY IS WHAT MAKES THIS PROGRAM SUCCESSFUL!!! 
1. Mark Taylor * 33 De Normandie * Gatineau, Quebec * CANADA * J8T 1V6
**
2. Mark Lebbin * P.O. Box 21463 * Wichita, Kansas 67208-7463 **
3. Jennifer Malstrom * 1723 S. Balfour Blvd. * Spokane WA 99206 **
4. Jamie Munro * 547 Parasol Court * Orleans, Ontario K4A 2X2 **
5. Gatterer Urban * Zona Prato 1 * 39030 Chienes * Alto Adige * ITALY **
6. Simon Gatterer * Wiesengrund 1 * 39030 Ehrenburg * S๏ฟฝdtirol * ITALY
*****************+********************************* 

YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE!!!!! TRY IT!!!!! 

NOTE: Try to keep a list of everyone that sends you a dollar and always
keep an eye on the local postings of this file... Just to
make sure that everyone is playing the game fairly. You know where your
name should be..... 

Some people have said to me "What happens if the scheme is 'played out'
and no one sends me any money"? Big deal! So you
lose $6 - but what are the chances of that happening? 

Do you realise how many Internet Users there are? Do you realise how
many times this scheme can be utilised over and over
again - with COMPLETELY NEW people participating? 

There are not HUNDREDS, NOT EVEN THOUSANDS, BUT HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF
NEW INTERNET
USERS EVERY MONTH! 

Remember, read the instructions carefully and play FAIRLY...that's the
only way this will work. Get a printout so you can
refer back to this article easily. 

*** By the way, if you try to deceive people by posting the messages
with your name in the list and not sending the money to
the people already included, you will not get much. I know someone who
did this and only got about $150 (and that's after
two months). Then he sent the 6 bills, people added him to their lists,
and in 4-5 weeks he had over $10000! 

All the lists are re-distributed as soon as the money is received. end
of article
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