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Keith Martin wrote:
> 
> CheechWizard <located@a.tittybar> wrote in article
> <6fgf0r$l4a@hermes.acs.unt.edu>...
> > In article <351b0472.0@cscnews.cit.ac.nz>, "David Wallace's News"
> <WALLACDA@mail.cit.ac.nz> wrote:
> > >Himmmmm I dont notice a joke in this post...
> > >
> > ....sure you do......it's the fool who
> > wrote the driblle below......he's 'probly
> > the joke of his blood line..................
> >
> > >Max11948 wrote in message <6feq82$men@bgtnsc03.worldnet.att.net>...
> > >>I remember when i used to be able to actually get jokes in the joke
> > >>newsgroups. Now all i can find is a buch of people who can't just forget
> > >>bad jokes and move on, you all have to give an extensive commentary on
> > >>them, thereby flooding the newsgroups with "RE:" messages. Give it a
> > >>break, NOBODY GIVES A SHIT!!! get a life. If you must post a reply then
> > >>please include a joke in it!!!, but not the one your replying to!!! I've
> > >>heard half these jokes a thousand times. Lets quit the reposting.
> > >>
> OK, so where's YOUR joke, wantkstain?  KM

Et tu, Wankermeister?

Three blondes have just died and are at the Pearly Gates of
Heaven.  St. Peter tells them that they can enter the Gates if
they can answer one simple question.  He asks the first
blonde, "What is Easter?"

The first blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy!  It's the holiday in
November when everyone gets together, eats turkey, and
is thankful..."

The second blonde replies, "No, Easter is the holiday in
December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents,
and celebrate the birth of Jesus."

St. Peter looks at the two blondes, shakes his head in
disgust, looks at the third blonde and again asks, "WHAT IS
EASTER?"

The third blonde smiles and looks St. Peter in the eye.  "I
know what  Easter is.  Easter is the Christian holiday that
coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover.  After
Jesus and his disciples had eaten the last supper, Jesus
was betrayed and turned over to the Romans by one of the
disciples.  The Romans took him to be crucified and he was
stabbed in the side, made to wear a crown of thorns, and
was hung on a cross.   He was buried in a nearby cave which
was sealed off by a large boulder.  Every year the boulder is
moved aside so that Jesus can come out, and if he sees his
shadow, there will be six more weeks of winter..."



-- 
Gozer the Traveller - he will come in one of the prechosen forms. 
During the rectification of the Valdranaii, the traveller came as a
large 
and moving Torr! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of
the 
Meketrex supplicants they chose a new form for him - THAT OF A GIANT 
SLORR! Many shubs and zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the 
depths of the slorr that day, I can tell you!
                -Ghostbusters