🚀 go-pugleaf

 >I remember when i used to be able to actually get jokes in the joke
 >newsgroups. Now all i can find is a buch of people who can't just forget
 >bad jokes and move on, you all have to give an extensive commentary on
 >them, thereby flooding the newsgroups with "RE:" messages. Give it a
 >break, NOBODY GIVES A SHIT!!! get a life. If you must post a reply then
 >please include a joke in it!!!, but not the one your replying to!!! I've
 >heard half these jokes a thousand times. Lets quit the reposting.
 >

>SORRY, HERE IS THE JOKE I MEANT TO PUT IN THAT POST:
>
>Two old guys at an old folk's home shooting the breeze. One says "How's the
>memory?" The other says "Perfect, touch wood",
>and raps his knuckles on the table. 2 minutes go bye, and then he says
>"Somebody gonna get the door or what?"
>

Actually, even worse is the spam for joke lists that don't include samples -
I'm not looking up any joke list that is too stingy to include a joke. Also
extremely annoying are the posts that repost a joke and add the word 'test'
to the bottom. Ditto those that just have the 'test' in the body. If you
must test your news postings - post your own joke you lazy schmucks, besides
if you click on send (or post for OE), it should send it and it should work.
You'll soon know the first time you send a GENUINE post.

P.S. How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Six, one to hold the light bulb and 5 to drink enough alcohol to make the
room spin around.