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To prepare for his big date, the young man went 
up on to the roof of his apartment building in order 
to tan himself.  Not wanting any tan lines to show, 
he sunbathed in the nude. Unfortunately, the young 
man fell asleep while on the roof, and managed to 
get a sunburn on his "tool of the trade".  
But the young man was determined not to miss his 
date, so he put some lotion on his manhood and 
wrapped it in gauze.
The blonde showed up for the date at his apartment, 
and the young man treated her to a homecooked dinner, 
after which they went into the living room to watch a 
movie. During the movie, however, the young man's 
sunburn started acting up again. He asked to be excused, 
went into the kitchen, and poured a tall, cool glass of milk. 
He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and 
experienced immediate relief of his pain.  The blonde, 
however, wondering what he was doing, wandered into
the kitchen to see him with his johnson immersed in a 
glass of milk. Upon seeing this, the blonde exclaimed, 
"So that's how you guys load those things!"
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