Four Kinds Of Sex

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4 KINDS OF SEX

HOUSE SEX: When you are newly married and have sex all over the house
in every room.

BEDROOM SEX: After you have been married for a while you just have sex
in the bedroom.

HALL SEX: After you have been married for many, many years, you just
pass each other in the hall and say, "FUCK YOU"

COURTROOM SEX: Your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court
in front of lots of people for every penny you've got.

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Date: 1997/09/01
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