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One day Little Red Ridinghood set off for her Grandma's house with a
basket of sugar cookies. Before she got to the door to leave, her
mother stopped her and handed her a large caliber revolver (.44
magnum) and told her, "Red (her mom always called her Red), whatever
you do watch out for that big bad wolf, you know he's been seen
running around our neck of the woods. And Red, remember, the gun
that is in your basket is loaded and if you do see that pest just
pull it out and blow him away."

Well as the story goes, Red (I call her that too), headed out the
door and onward towards her grandma's house. Just about the time she
got halfway, that pesky wolf jumped out from behind a tree and
looked Red straight in the eyes, he said "Hello there Little Red
Ridinghood (he didn't know her by the name `Red' like her friends
do) I am the biggest baddest wolf in this here neck of the woods and
I just want you to know right here and now that I am going to take
you down on the ground and **** you.

Red just looked that wolf right back in the eyes, grabbed that large
caliber handgun, pointed it straight between his beady little eyes
and pronounced,

"No you're not, you mean old wolf, you're gonna eat me like the book
says!" 
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