Re: Advertising Slogans

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From: Gaven Miller
Date: Mon, 24 Mar 1997 00:00

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THe Forth Warrior (4thwarrior@compound.com) wrote:
> Gaven Miller <gmiller@inca.co.nz> wrote:
> > "Half a million Kiwis trust National Mutual".
> > 
> > Translation:  "... and three million don't". 
> > 
> > (NZ has 3.5 million people according to the latest [1996] census)

> So, the 1896 Australian Census showed 95% of the Aussie population were
> ex-cons, so what?

... and in 1997 you still need a criminal record to get in.

I have mine - it's called the "Saturday Night Fever" double album soundtrack.

--

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"Open up, it's the pigs!"

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Date: 1997/03/24
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