George and Tony go to Hell...

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From: Peter Vos
Date: Tue, 09 Sep 2003 01:20

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George Bush and Tony Blair die and go to hell.  
Satan turns up the heat to roast them.
George and Tony conspire to take over.
Satan decides to teach them a lesson and freeze their asses off.
When they see Hell has frozen over, George and Tony dance for joy.

Satan is confused."Why are you two so damn happy?"
George and Tony point to the ice and laugh, 
"They finally found the Weapons of Mass Destruction!"

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