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Re: What's the difference....

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From: N.S.A
Date: Tue, 09 Sep 2003 10:58
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"GiJoe" <gijoe@peace.com> wrote in message
news:1siqlv8hmnvf9f764roip3o9jogvicla1q@4ax.com...
: On Mon, 08 Sep 2003 20:00:49 -0500, Loki <loki@asgaard.gov> wrote:
:
: >What's the difference between Bush's reasons for war and a baby's diaper?
: >
: >
: > The diaper is full of crap just some of the time.
: >
: > When a diaper stinks, you know it is working as planned.
: >
: > Diapers protect you from junior's mistakes.
: >
: > Diapers are *supposed* to be changed on a daily basis.
: >
: > Diapers are safe for children.
:
:    Seems like you have the view of a Traitor posting Anti-War Shit.......
HEY
: NSA...if you're monitoring this....check this guy out.....he's probably
some
: Kind of TERRORIST planning another 9-11....theis all the Info you need to
find
: this Treacherous Scumbag.....this is his header Field below
:
:
: <CENSORED INFORMATION REMOVED >
:
:
:           Happy hunting Guy's
:                                       GiJoe


We at The N.S.A are very impressed by your patriotic actions in reporting
the above subversive postings.  We have been secretly monitoring several
newsgroups that we have long suspected are being used to issue coded
directives to terrorist cells within our own borders.  We have been trying
to establish credible covers within these newsgroups with varying degrees
of success.   We have reason to believe that El Queda operatives are
planning a major strike on the anniversary of 911.   It is imperative that
we identify which of the suspected posters are responsible for inserting
the various codes into the threads that we believe the cell members are
monitoring.   It is plain to see that you are Internet savvy to the highest
degree, and we sure could use the services of a good keen American
patriot like yourself to infiltrate and decipher the thread changes as posts
take place, this would enable us to replace the posts with "edited" text in
the next follow up, thus confusing the terrorist scum..... pretty clever
eh?.
We already have several agents participating in this sort of activity
within these jokes groups but are lacking men in one key group....
alt.gay.personals.       Please continue your existing subscription to this
group, and increase your posting frequency and participation.   Inform
us when you find any reference to this key phrase.................

...."Suck my cock you filthy faggot"...

Please note that before you finish reading this post the contents and the
monitor on which it is appearing will self destruct in a skull shattering
explosion 3 seconds ago.




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