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Article #31Re: What's the difference....
From: N.S.A
Date: Tue, 09 Sep 2003 10:58
Date: Tue, 09 Sep 2003 10:58
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"GiJoe" <gijoe@peace.com> wrote in message news:1siqlv8hmnvf9f764roip3o9jogvicla1q@4ax.com... : On Mon, 08 Sep 2003 20:00:49 -0500, Loki <loki@asgaard.gov> wrote: : : >What's the difference between Bush's reasons for war and a baby's diaper? : > : > : > The diaper is full of crap just some of the time. : > : > When a diaper stinks, you know it is working as planned. : > : > Diapers protect you from junior's mistakes. : > : > Diapers are *supposed* to be changed on a daily basis. : > : > Diapers are safe for children. : : Seems like you have the view of a Traitor posting Anti-War Shit....... HEY : NSA...if you're monitoring this....check this guy out.....he's probably some : Kind of TERRORIST planning another 9-11....theis all the Info you need to find : this Treacherous Scumbag.....this is his header Field below : : : <CENSORED INFORMATION REMOVED > : : : Happy hunting Guy's : GiJoe We at The N.S.A are very impressed by your patriotic actions in reporting the above subversive postings. We have been secretly monitoring several newsgroups that we have long suspected are being used to issue coded directives to terrorist cells within our own borders. We have been trying to establish credible covers within these newsgroups with varying degrees of success. We have reason to believe that El Queda operatives are planning a major strike on the anniversary of 911. It is imperative that we identify which of the suspected posters are responsible for inserting the various codes into the threads that we believe the cell members are monitoring. It is plain to see that you are Internet savvy to the highest degree, and we sure could use the services of a good keen American patriot like yourself to infiltrate and decipher the thread changes as posts take place, this would enable us to replace the posts with "edited" text in the next follow up, thus confusing the terrorist scum..... pretty clever eh?. We already have several agents participating in this sort of activity within these jokes groups but are lacking men in one key group.... alt.gay.personals. Please continue your existing subscription to this group, and increase your posting frequency and participation. Inform us when you find any reference to this key phrase................. ...."Suck my cock you filthy faggot"... Please note that before you finish reading this post the contents and the monitor on which it is appearing will self destruct in a skull shattering explosion 3 seconds ago. ********************************** Read the Official atj FAQ here: http://atjfaq.shorturl.com **********************************
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: 109a24,4a9d05705fbf70c5 X-Google-Attributes: gid109a24,public X-Google-Thread: 10ba21,4a9d05705fbf70c5 X-Google-Attributes: gid10ba21,public X-Google-Thread: 1064f0,4a9d05705fbf70c5 X-Google-Attributes: gid1064f0,public X-Google-Thread: 10900b,4a9d05705fbf70c5 X-Google-Attributes: gid10900b,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 2003-09-09 04:00:50 PST Path: arc1-ca.pugleaf.net!archiver1.google.com!news1.google.com!newsfeed.stanford.edu!logbridge.uoregon.edu!newsfeed.berkeley.edu!ucberkeley!enews.sgi.com!news.xtra.co.nz!53ab2750!not-for-mail Reply-To: "N.S.A" <wonton@cbt.co.au> From: "N.S.A" <wonton@cbt.co.au> Newsgroups: eunet.jokes,alt.jokes,alt.tasteless.jokes,aus.jokes References: <r8CdnUCckbLcu8CiRVn-jA@comcast.com> <1siqlv8hmnvf9f764roip3o9jogvicla1q@4ax.com> Subject: Re: What's the difference.... Lines: 72 Organization: dubya's asre wipers X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2800.1106 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2800.1106 Message-ID: <Bpi7b.142239$JA5.3430987@news.xtra.co.nz> Date: Tue, 9 Sep 2003 22:58:53 +1200 NNTP-Posting-Host: 210.54.204.196 X-Complaints-To: newsadmin@xtra.co.nz X-Trace: news.xtra.co.nz 1063105249 210.54.204.196 (Tue, 09 Sep 2003 23:00:49 NZST) NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 09 Sep 2003 23:00:49 NZST