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Re: What's the difference....

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From: Mike Edwards
Date: Tue, 09 Sep 2003 14:54
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That is class comedy N.S.A

Spot on.  Well done


N.S.A <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in message
news:Bpi7b.142239$JA5.3430987@news.xtra.co.nz...
> "GiJoe" <gijoe@peace.com> wrote in message
> news:1siqlv8hmnvf9f764roip3o9jogvicla1q@4ax.com...
> : On Mon, 08 Sep 2003 20:00:49 -0500, Loki <loki@asgaard.gov> wrote:
> :
> : >What's the difference between Bush's reasons for war and a baby's
diaper?
> : >
> : >
> : > The diaper is full of crap just some of the time.
> : >
> : > When a diaper stinks, you know it is working as planned.
> : >
> : > Diapers protect you from junior's mistakes.
> : >
> : > Diapers are *supposed* to be changed on a daily basis.
> : >
> : > Diapers are safe for children.
> :
> :    Seems like you have the view of a Traitor posting Anti-War
Shit.......
> HEY
> : NSA...if you're monitoring this....check this guy out.....he's probably
> some
> : Kind of TERRORIST planning another 9-11....theis all the Info you need
to
> find
> : this Treacherous Scumbag.....this is his header Field below
> :
> :
> : <CENSORED INFORMATION REMOVED >
> :
> :
> :           Happy hunting Guy's
> :                                       GiJoe
>
>
> We at The N.S.A are very impressed by your patriotic actions in reporting
> the above subversive postings.  We have been secretly monitoring several
> newsgroups that we have long suspected are being used to issue coded
> directives to terrorist cells within our own borders.  We have been trying
> to establish credible covers within these newsgroups with varying degrees
> of success.   We have reason to believe that El Queda operatives are
> planning a major strike on the anniversary of 911.   It is imperative that
> we identify which of the suspected posters are responsible for inserting
> the various codes into the threads that we believe the cell members are
> monitoring.   It is plain to see that you are Internet savvy to the
highest
> degree, and we sure could use the services of a good keen American
> patriot like yourself to infiltrate and decipher the thread changes as
posts
> take place, this would enable us to replace the posts with "edited" text
in
> the next follow up, thus confusing the terrorist scum..... pretty clever
> eh?.
> We already have several agents participating in this sort of activity
> within these jokes groups but are lacking men in one key group....
> alt.gay.personals.       Please continue your existing subscription to
this
> group, and increase your posting frequency and participation.   Inform
> us when you find any reference to this key phrase.................
>
> ...."Suck my cock you filthy faggot"...
>
> Please note that before you finish reading this post the contents and the
> monitor on which it is appearing will self destruct in a skull shattering
> explosion 3 seconds ago.
>
>
>
>
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> **********************************
>
>
>
>
>
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From: "Mike Edwards" <medwards@da11xh.fsnet.co.uk>
Newsgroups: eunet.jokes,alt.jokes,alt.tasteless.jokes,aus.jokes
Subject: Re: What's the difference....
Date: Tue, 9 Sep 2003 15:54:17 +0100
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