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Article #36Re: What's the difference....
From: Mike Edwards
Date: Tue, 09 Sep 2003 14:54
Date: Tue, 09 Sep 2003 14:54
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That is class comedy N.S.A Spot on. Well done N.S.A <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in message news:Bpi7b.142239$JA5.3430987@news.xtra.co.nz... > "GiJoe" <gijoe@peace.com> wrote in message > news:1siqlv8hmnvf9f764roip3o9jogvicla1q@4ax.com... > : On Mon, 08 Sep 2003 20:00:49 -0500, Loki <loki@asgaard.gov> wrote: > : > : >What's the difference between Bush's reasons for war and a baby's diaper? > : > > : > > : > The diaper is full of crap just some of the time. > : > > : > When a diaper stinks, you know it is working as planned. > : > > : > Diapers protect you from junior's mistakes. > : > > : > Diapers are *supposed* to be changed on a daily basis. > : > > : > Diapers are safe for children. > : > : Seems like you have the view of a Traitor posting Anti-War Shit....... > HEY > : NSA...if you're monitoring this....check this guy out.....he's probably > some > : Kind of TERRORIST planning another 9-11....theis all the Info you need to > find > : this Treacherous Scumbag.....this is his header Field below > : > : > : <CENSORED INFORMATION REMOVED > > : > : > : Happy hunting Guy's > : GiJoe > > > We at The N.S.A are very impressed by your patriotic actions in reporting > the above subversive postings. We have been secretly monitoring several > newsgroups that we have long suspected are being used to issue coded > directives to terrorist cells within our own borders. We have been trying > to establish credible covers within these newsgroups with varying degrees > of success. We have reason to believe that El Queda operatives are > planning a major strike on the anniversary of 911. It is imperative that > we identify which of the suspected posters are responsible for inserting > the various codes into the threads that we believe the cell members are > monitoring. It is plain to see that you are Internet savvy to the highest > degree, and we sure could use the services of a good keen American > patriot like yourself to infiltrate and decipher the thread changes as posts > take place, this would enable us to replace the posts with "edited" text in > the next follow up, thus confusing the terrorist scum..... pretty clever > eh?. > We already have several agents participating in this sort of activity > within these jokes groups but are lacking men in one key group.... > alt.gay.personals. Please continue your existing subscription to this > group, and increase your posting frequency and participation. Inform > us when you find any reference to this key phrase................. > > ...."Suck my cock you filthy faggot"... > > Please note that before you finish reading this post the contents and the > monitor on which it is appearing will self destruct in a skull shattering > explosion 3 seconds ago. > > > > > ********************************** > Read the Official atj FAQ here: > http://atjfaq.shorturl.com > ********************************** > > > > >
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: 10ba21,4a9d05705fbf70c5 X-Google-Attributes: gid10ba21,public X-Google-Thread: 1064f0,4a9d05705fbf70c5 X-Google-Attributes: gid1064f0,public X-Google-Thread: 10900b,4a9d05705fbf70c5 X-Google-Attributes: gid10900b,public X-Google-Thread: 109a24,4a9d05705fbf70c5 X-Google-Attributes: gid109a24,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 2003-09-09 07:53:21 PST Path: arc1-ca.pugleaf.net!archiver1.google.com!news1.google.com!newsfeed.stanford.edu!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!newsfeed00.sul.t-online.de!t-online.de!diablo.theplanet.net!news.theplanet.net!not-for-mail From: "Mike Edwards" <medwards@da11xh.fsnet.co.uk> Newsgroups: eunet.jokes,alt.jokes,alt.tasteless.jokes,aus.jokes Subject: Re: What's the difference.... Date: Tue, 9 Sep 2003 15:54:17 +0100 Lines: 88 Message-ID: <bjkph0$bgb$1@news6.svr.pol.co.uk> References: <r8CdnUCckbLcu8CiRVn-jA@comcast.com> <1siqlv8hmnvf9f764roip3o9jogvicla1q@4ax.com> <Bpi7b.142239$JA5.3430987@news.xtra.co.nz> NNTP-Posting-Host: 62.136.241.239 X-Trace: news6.svr.pol.co.uk 1063119200 11787 62.136.241.239 (9 Sep 2003 14:53:20 GMT) NNTP-Posting-Date: 9 Sep 2003 14:53:20 GMT X-Complaints-To: abuse@theplanet.net X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2615.200 X-MIMEOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2615.200