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Article #38Re: What's the difference....
From: NightSeer
Date: Tue, 09 Sep 2003 17:04
Date: Tue, 09 Sep 2003 17:04
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Heh yeah that was pretty good...you put a lot of time into that eh :) -- Night_Seer "N.S.A" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in message news:Bpi7b.142239$JA5.3430987@news.xtra.co.nz... > "GiJoe" <gijoe@peace.com> wrote in message > news:1siqlv8hmnvf9f764roip3o9jogvicla1q@4ax.com... > : On Mon, 08 Sep 2003 20:00:49 -0500, Loki <loki@asgaard.gov> wrote: > : > : >What's the difference between Bush's reasons for war and a baby's diaper? > : > > : > > : > The diaper is full of crap just some of the time. > : > > : > When a diaper stinks, you know it is working as planned. > : > > : > Diapers protect you from junior's mistakes. > : > > : > Diapers are *supposed* to be changed on a daily basis. > : > > : > Diapers are safe for children. > : > : Seems like you have the view of a Traitor posting Anti-War Shit....... > HEY > : NSA...if you're monitoring this....check this guy out.....he's probably > some > : Kind of TERRORIST planning another 9-11....theis all the Info you need to > find > : this Treacherous Scumbag.....this is his header Field below > : > : > : <CENSORED INFORMATION REMOVED > > : > : > : Happy hunting Guy's > : GiJoe > > > We at The N.S.A are very impressed by your patriotic actions in reporting > the above subversive postings. We have been secretly monitoring several > newsgroups that we have long suspected are being used to issue coded > directives to terrorist cells within our own borders. We have been trying > to establish credible covers within these newsgroups with varying degrees > of success. We have reason to believe that El Queda operatives are > planning a major strike on the anniversary of 911. It is imperative that > we identify which of the suspected posters are responsible for inserting > the various codes into the threads that we believe the cell members are > monitoring. It is plain to see that you are Internet savvy to the highest > degree, and we sure could use the services of a good keen American > patriot like yourself to infiltrate and decipher the thread changes as posts > take place, this would enable us to replace the posts with "edited" text in > the next follow up, thus confusing the terrorist scum..... pretty clever > eh?. > We already have several agents participating in this sort of activity > within these jokes groups but are lacking men in one key group.... > alt.gay.personals. Please continue your existing subscription to this > group, and increase your posting frequency and participation. Inform > us when you find any reference to this key phrase................. > > ...."Suck my cock you filthy faggot"... > > Please note that before you finish reading this post the contents and the > monitor on which it is appearing will self destruct in a skull shattering > explosion 3 seconds ago. > > > > > ********************************** > Read the Official atj FAQ here: > http://atjfaq.shorturl.com > ********************************** > > > > >
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