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Re: Small town names (was: yank jokes)

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From: Mark Goodge
Date: Mon, 07 Oct 1996 00:00
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Suzanne Doig wrote:
> 
> My personal favourite is Ugley (Essex, England)
> 
> And yes, it does have a branch of the Womens' Institute.  :-)

It gets better. Not far from Ugley is another village, called Nasty
(just across the county border, in Hertfordshire). Giving rise to the
all-time classic headline in the local newspaper:

'Nasty man marries Ugley woman'

In Lincolnshire, there is a village called Mavis Enderby, not far from
another village called Old Bolingbroke. A rather creative graffiti
artist spruced up a roadsign reading 'to Mavis Enderby and Old
Bolingbroke' by adding 'the gift of a son'.

Mark Goodge
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From: Mark Goodge <msg@message.org>
Subject: Re: Small town names (was: yank jokes)
Date: 1996/10/07
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