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Re: Small town names

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From: Gaven Miller
Date: Tue, 01 Oct 1996 00:00
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Maury (boichik@earthlink.net) wrote:
> gmiller@inca.co.nz (Gaven Miller) wrote:

> >JC Vollmer (twosheds@visi.com) wrote:
> >> I once went through Ecstasy,TX on my way to Climax,TX.

> >Just goes to show how backward Americans are - one normally goes through 
> >Climax to get to Ecstasy.

> >It takes all kinds...

> >{[:-)]

> >--

> >Quote For The Month:

> >"The little fish are drowning in the sea"

> >(We have a winner! On Fri, 13 Sep 1996 johnsojc@jmu.edu correctly guessed 
> >the television show "The Powers That Be")


> Maybe you ought to get off your island sometime.  He went through
> Ecstasy on his way to Climax *after already having been through Climax
> and Ecstasy 2 or 3 times*.  You need more than a one sheep herd to
> experience that in NZ. :-(

NZERS DO NOT UNITE WITH SHEEP. YOU ARE CONFUSING US WITH TASMANINANS!

"having been through... 2 or 3 times"

Geez. Americans... just no staying power. 

We all know the required minimum for true ecstasy is two or three times
every five minutes, for not less than three hours, I exceed the standard -
do you? 

--

Quote For The Month:

"Where did you learn to drive?"
"I took a correspondence course"
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From: gmiller@inca.co.nz (Gaven Miller)
Subject: Re: Small town names
Date: 1996/10/01
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