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Re: Small town names

#492
From: Will Teater
Date: Tue, 01 Oct 1996 00:00
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Or how about Beaver, Oklahoma next to Hooker, Oklahoma . . .

Gaven Miller <gmiller@inca.co.nz> wrote in article
<a17cc$d2c16.a7@HERMES>...
> Maury (boichik@earthlink.net) wrote:
> > gmiller@inca.co.nz (Gaven Miller) wrote:
> 
> > >JC Vollmer (twosheds@visi.com) wrote:
> > >> I once went through Ecstasy,TX on my way to Climax,TX.
> 
> > >Just goes to show how backward Americans are - one normally goes
through 
> > >Climax to get to Ecstasy.
> 
> > >It takes all kinds...
> 
> > >{[:-)]
> 
> > >--
> 
> > >Quote For The Month:
> 
> > >"The little fish are drowning in the sea"
> 
> > >(We have a winner! On Fri, 13 Sep 1996 johnsojc@jmu.edu correctly
guessed 
> > >the television show "The Powers That Be")
> 
> 
> > Maybe you ought to get off your island sometime.  He went through
> > Ecstasy on his way to Climax *after already having been through Climax
> > and Ecstasy 2 or 3 times*.  You need more than a one sheep herd to
> > experience that in NZ. :-(
> 
> NZERS DO NOT UNITE WITH SHEEP. YOU ARE CONFUSING US WITH TASMANINANS!
> 
> "having been through... 2 or 3 times"
> 
> Geez. Americans... just no staying power. 
> 
> We all know the required minimum for true ecstasy is two or three times
> every five minutes, for not less than three hours, I exceed the standard
-
> do you? 
> 
> --
> 
> Quote For The Month:
> 
> "Where did you learn to drive?"
> "I took a correspondence course"
> 
> 
> 
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From: "Will Teater" <wteater@cerner.com>
Subject: Re: Small town names
Date: 1996/10/01
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