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Article #528Re: American jokes - Runnymede
From: Paul Intihar
Date: Mon, 23 Sep 1996 00:00
Date: Mon, 23 Sep 1996 00:00
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A bus load of American tourists arrives at Runnymede. They gather around the guide who says, "This is the spot where the barons forced King John to sign the Magna Carta." A fellow at the front of the crowd asks, "Whan did that happen?" "1215," answers the guide. The man looks at his watch and says, "Damn! Just missed it by a half hour!"
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