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<Bill> wrote:

> The following jokes might be offensive to some sensitive Americans. If you
> are one of them, that's too bad. The only thing you can do right now is
> stop reading any further. However, if you have any comments, would like to
> correct any names/facts etc., provide your own version of these jokes
> please call me immediately at 1-800-WHO-CARES, you can also send an E-mail
> message to BillClinto@get.a.life.
> 
> 
> 
> A German officer in command of a POW camp is speaking to a large group of
> American, French, British..... soldiers. " As you all probably know
> tomorrow is Adolf Hitler's birthday and to celebrate this occasion  I
> decided to organize a soccer competition. Therefore, prisoners from each
> country are to put together their own team. The wining team will receive
> three additional shares of bread for each prisoner"   he turns around and
> walks away. All POWs immediately start talking to each other obviously
> excited about the upcoming games. The German comes back and says   "
> Quite!!!!  Quite!!!   I forgot to tell you one more thing, the soccer
> games will be played outside the camp on the nearby minefield and because
> Americans do not know how to play soccer, tomorrow morning before the
> first game they will cut the grass".
> 
> 
> A Yank is siting in front of his trailer, chewing tobacco and watching
> cars passing by. His neighbor comes over and says " Hey Jack, I just saw
> your daughter having sex with some guy inside your brand-new truck ", the
> Yank grabs a knife and disappears behind the trailer. Two minutes later he
> comes back and says to his neighbor " I knew that you were lying,  I do
> not have a truck"
> 
> 
> 
> Bill Clinton is visiting the U.S. Air Force base in California. After a
> few minutes of small talk he asks the general standing next to him " I am
> not an expert on all these army rules and regulations, but why is everyone
> on this base wearing a helmet ?". The general scratches his head and says
> " Sir, I am sorry to repor

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Very weak and/or stale jokes. To quote your email address: get a life.
Tip for non-engish speakers: keep your jokes short, 'cause nothing
spoils a joke more than miserable spelling/grammar.