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Started by DAN
Thu, 14 Jan 1999 00:00
French Premier
Author: DAN
Date: Thu, 14 Jan 1999 00:00
Date: Thu, 14 Jan 1999 00:00
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Translated (and adapted) from a French colleague on fr.rec.humour ================================================================= Lionel Jospin is looking for some company... In a disco, he is shown three "girls" : one brunette, one blond and the third with red hair. Seating with the blond, he investigates : - I am Lionel Jospin, Prime Minister of all French people. How much would you expect to spend the night with me ? - For you, Mr. Premier, it would be 100 euros only. Seating beside the brunette he asks the same question, and the girl answers, slightly blushing : - For you, Mr. Premier, it would be 50 euros only, and I would be honoured. Now he goes to the red-haired damzel, and asks again. She retorts : -Mr. Premier,if you are able to : 1. lift my skirt as high as the taxes ; 2. bring my panties as low as the salaries ; 3. put out your thing and make it as hard as our present life ; 4. maintain is as tough as the selling prices of foods ; 5. and put it to me as sweetly and delicately as you are doing when you screww the French people in the ass ; ...then, for you, Mr. Premier, IT WILL BE ABSOLUTELY FREE OF CHARGE.
Re: French Premier
Author: Kernel
Date: Thu, 14 Jan 1999 00:00
Date: Thu, 14 Jan 1999 00:00
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DAN wrote: > Translated (and adapted) from a French colleague on fr.rec.humour > ================================================================= > > Lionel Jospin is looking for some company... > > <snip, snap, snup> > ; > 4. maintain is as tough as the selling prices of foods ; > 5. and put it to me as sweetly and delicately as you are doing when you > screww the French people in the ass ; > > ...then, for you, Mr. Premier, > > IT WILL BE ABSOLUTELY FREE OF CHARGE. That joke was so funny I shit on my pet Frog. Kernel The horror.
Re: French Premier
Author: Pym
Date: Sat, 16 Jan 1999 00:00
Date: Sat, 16 Jan 1999 00:00
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DAN <daniel.danoffre@total.com> wrote: > Lionel Jospin is looking for some company... Jospin du matin Repos du vagin -- Pym
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