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Author: DAN
Date: Wed, 13 Jan 1999 00:00

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good
 meal and a bottle of wine they were exhausted and went to sleep.

 Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

 "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
 Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."

 "What does that tell you?"

 Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells  me that there are millions of galaxies and
potentially  billions of planets.

 Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, I deduce
 that the time is approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically,I can see that The lord is all powerful and that we are
small and
 insignificant. Meteorologically, I supect  that we will have, a
 beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

 Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke.
"Watson, you idiot, Some bastard has stolen our tent."

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