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-This one is long, but extremely funny-

One night Saddam could not sleep, so he called his three Deputies, and his
private doctor, complaining of his inability to sleep.  He threatened them
that if the do not find him a way to sleep in less than one hour, then he
will send them for execution.  The guys becam scared and started thinking
of how to make him sleep.  Off course, Saddam will not take any pills,
since he would be afraid of being poisoned. The first deputy suggested him
to listen to classical music. The closest FM radio is the one of Kuwait. 
This made Saadam upset and even lost his sleep more, and he sent the first
deputy to be shot.  This made the others more scared. Then the next 
deputy suggested saddam to drink a cup of warm Milk. Saddam does not like 
Milk, so he sent the second Deputy to the death squad. The pther became 
more scared.  The third deputy suggested a massage and hot bath.  So 
Saddam like the idea, and he went the whole process. when finished, 
Saddam found himself totally awake.  So he sent the third deputy to the 
execution chamber. The forth deputy stepped in deadly scared and he 
suggested that sSaddam goes outside for a little air. When Saddam went 
outside he receeived an American air strike that missed, which made 
Saddam scared to death and almost totally lost his sleep.  He order the 
fourth deputy to be thrown to the lions. The fifth deputy was sure that 
he will receive the same fate like the ones before him, so he suggested 
that Saddam watched a movie about nature. During the movie, saddam 
started to get sleepy, but suddenly saw the American flag in the end, 
which made all the sleepness to go away....so the fifth deputy was shot 
on the spot........ Now the doctor who was the last one in the group 
suggested that Saddam calls Clinton and wakes him up, sort of to bother 
him.  Saddam liked the idea, he dialed the number, CLinton answered on 
the other side, and Saddam went directly to sleep......

Dejan Mustard