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Send me a few

Bucky@netcafe.co.za wrote in article <875221100.19792@dejanews.com>...
> Hi ppl.
> 
> I hate all those people that whine over the internet.. Come join us/Visit
> our site ... blah blah blah... But I have a good reason for this. I have
> a funky (yet VERY small - just over 100 people) mailing list. I am only
> sending jokes about twice a week for now.. I am waiting for more people
> to join my list, then I will start sending them more regularly. So moral
> of the story .. join my mailing list ... It is FREE ... no hidden nothing
> !!! I get kicks out of sending jokes to lots of people -- hey This is a
> free internet {:-) No seriously I enjoy hearing jokes, and I enjoy
> telling them even more. Even if you join just to see me have to work
> harder.. doesn't matter just join ...
> 
> Send a message to
> joke@netcafe.co.za
> hey you can put anything in there.. I have to reaad it all
> personally...
> 
> you can also check out the very empty web-site :
> http://www.netcafe.co.za/bucky/jokepage.htm
> 
> Ok I can't leave without at least leaving you a joke :
> 
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> 
> A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to
> her mother in Poland.  When the man tells her it will be 300 buck, she
> exclaims.."I don't have any money.. but I would do ANYTHING to get a
> message to my mother in Poland !!!!"
> 
> To that the man asks "Anything??" And the blonde says "Yes.. Anything!!"
> With that, the man says "Follow me."  He walks into the next room and
> tells her "Come in and close the door." ..She does!! He then says "Get on
> your knees."..She does!!.. He then says take down my zipper."..She
> does!!... He then says "Go ahead... Take it out." With that, she takes it
> out and takes hold of it with both hands!! The man then says "Well.. Go
> ahead!!"...
> 
> She brings her mouth closer to it, and while holding it close to her
> lips..  She says..... "HELLO, MOM???? CAN YOU HEAR ME???!!!"
> 
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> 
> p.s. I generally steer clear of blonde jokes (getting old)
> I also try not to post racist jokes. And If I ever send any jokes that
> I
> think might be offensive I usually say so in the subject header.
> 
> REMEMBER :
> joke@netcafe.co.za
> 
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