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Author: Joke List
Date: Sun, 21 Sep 1997 00:00

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....It was the kindergarten teachers birthday and the students decided
that
they would each buy their teacher a gift.

The first little boy, whose parents own a florist shop, gave her a
present.
She held it and said "I guess that it is flowers".  "How did you
guess?",
asked the little boy. She laughed and thanked him.

The second little boy, whose parents own a candy store, Gave her a
present.
She held it and said, "I guess that is some candy". "How did you guess?"
asked the little boy. She again laughed and thanked him also.

The third little girl, whose parents own a bottle shop, gave her a box
which was leaking. The teacher touched the liquid with her finger and
tasted it. "mmmmm is it wine?" she asked. "No" said the little girl. So
she
tasted it again. "Is it champaign?" she asked............"no replyed the
little girl"  .."It is a puppy"..
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