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Author: Joke List
Date: Wed, 10 Sep 1997 00:00

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A state trooper pulls over a car driven by a young blonde woman.

Cop:           "Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway -- 
                why are you going so slow?"  
Blonde Woman:   "Officer, I saw a lot of signs that said 22, not 65." 
Cop:            "Oh miss, that's not the speed limit, that's the 
                name of the highway you're on!
Blonde Woman:   "Oh! Silly me!  Thanks for letting me know.  
                 I'll be more careful.

At this point the cop looks in the backseat where the passengers 
are shaking and trembling.  

Cop:            "Excuse me, miss, what's wrong with your friends 
                back there?  They're shaking something terrible."
Blonde Woman:   "Oh, we just got off of highway 119."

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