She loves to screw

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Author: Joke List
Date: Wed, 10 Sep 1997 00:00

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The father was very anxious to marry off his only daughter so he
wanted to impress her date.  "Do you like to screw?" he asks.

"Huh?!" replied the surprised first date.

"My daughter, she loves to screw and she's good at it.  You and she
should go screw." carefully explained the father.

Now very interested the boy replied, "Yes, sir."

Minutes later the girl came down the stairs, kissed her father goodbye
and the couple left.  After only a few minutes she reappeared,
furious, dress torn, hair a mess and screamed, "Dammit, Daddy, it's
the TWIST, get it right!"
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