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Today's humor from Rodney and Cathy's Joke List.

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  A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The
little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He
says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole."

 The grandfather replies, "I`ll bet you five dollars you can`t. It`s
too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."

 The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of
hairspray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a
board. Then he puts the worm back into the hole.

 The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the
hairspary, and runs into the house. Thirty minutes later the 
grandfather comes back out and hands the little boy another five
dollars.

 The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars."

 The grandfather replies, "I know. That`s from your grandma."


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