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1 total messages Started by Joke List Mon, 08 Sep 1997 00:00
Teenager
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Author: Joke List
Date: Mon, 08 Sep 1997 00:00
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A teenager goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for a condom. 
The pharmacist explains that they only come in packages of 3 or 12.  The 
young
man says that he has a date that night and wants to be prepared so he
purchases a package of 3.  When he arrives at his dates house, he's asked 
to
join them for dinner.  Before they begin he is asked to say the grace.  
He
says "Dear Lord, please bless the people gathered here tonight, bless the
people in this community, bless ....etc.  After the lengthy blessing, his
date leans over and whispers to him "I didn't realize you were so
religious."  He whispered back "I didn't realize your father was a
pharmacist"!   
	
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