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Author: Joke List
Date: Mon, 08 Sep 1997 00:00

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A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up, and notices a huge dude
standing next to him.  The big dude looks down upon the small guy and
says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3
pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

The small guy faints.

The big dude picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face 
and
shaking him and asks the small guy, "What's wrong with you?"

The small guy says, "Excuse me, but what did you say?"

The big dude looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch 
penis, 3
pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Thank God!  I thought you said 'Turn around'."


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