A General question....

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2 total messages Started by Loki Tue, 09 Sep 2003 00:51

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Author: Loki
Date: Tue, 09 Sep 2003 00:51

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Why were General Electric, General Dynamics, and General Technologies
the only generals in favor of invading Iraq?


  They knew it would be good for General Revenues.

  No matter what happens, they will make a killing.

  Real generals support the troops.

  Real generals aren't morons.

Re: A General question....

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Author: just wondering
Date: Tue, 09 Sep 2003 05:59

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Loki wrote:
> Why were General Electric, General Dynamics, and General Technologies
> the only generals in favor of invading Iraq?
> 
> 
>   They knew it would be good for General Revenues.
> 
>   No matter what happens, they will make a killing.
> 
>   Real generals support the troops.
> 
>   Real generals aren't morons.


Q.  Where do generals keep their armies?




A.  In their sleevies.

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