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Mon, 08 Jan 2001 15:47
Nerbonne.com Funnies of the Day - January 8, 2001
Author: M. D. Nerbonne
Date: Mon, 08 Jan 2001 15:47
Date: Mon, 08 Jan 2001 15:47
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Nerbonne.com Funnies of the Day - January 8, 2001
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Nerbonne.com Joke of the Day
"Top ten things that sound dirty in golf but aren't" - Rated R
10. Nuts! ...my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
7. Look at the size of his putter.
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in golf but isn't:
1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first!
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Image of the Day - January 08, 2001
Bushman - Rated G
http://www.nerbonne.com/pi/2001/jan/pi08.html
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QUICKIES - Rated G
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I said, "Dust!"
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