🚀 go-pugleaf

BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR THE FOLLOWING VIRUSES:
>
> CLINTON VIRUS
> Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive with NO memory.
>
> VIAGRA VIRUS
> Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
>
> LEWINSKY VIRUS
> Sucks all the memory out of your computer,
> then emails everyone about what it did.
>
> RONALD REAGAN VIRUS
> Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
>
> MIKE TYSON VIRUS
> Quits after two bytes.
>
> OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS
> Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB,
> then slowly expands to 200 MB.
>
> DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS
> Deletes all old files.
>
> TITANIC VIRUS (A strain of the Lewinsky Virus)
> Your whole computer goes down (but I think "we
> go on").
>
> DISNEY VIRUS
> Everything in your computer goes Goofy :}.
>
> PROZAC VIRUS
> Screws up your RAM
> but your processor doesn't care.
>
> ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS
> Terminates some files, leaves,
> but IT WILL BE BAAAAACK.
>
> LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS
> Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch
> floppy, then discards it through Windows

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