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Blind policeman
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Author: Mike
Date: Sat, 18 Sep 1999 00:00
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The Baltimore Police Department, famous for it's superior K-9 unit,
was somewhat taken back by a recent incident. 

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house
ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and
reported the crime. 

The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9
unit patrolling nearby was the first on the scene. As the K-9 officer
approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on
the porch, clapped a hand to her head and moaned, "I come home from
work to find all my possessions stolen, I call the police for help,
and what do they do? They send a BLIND policeman!" 



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