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3 total messages Started by Tamer Higazi Thu, 04 Feb 1999 00:00
Little Jungle Joke!
#98
Author: Tamer Higazi
Date: Thu, 04 Feb 1999 00:00
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Well,
A couple of  Lions in the Jungle are looking for some fun. After a time one
of the said to the another one:" Hey, what do you think if we are going to
fuck some Monkeys?". The other one agreed and said:"Yes, why not." , and
they went to fuck some Monkeys. At least they were very,  very happy. Then
they heard something from the bushes beside them. They looked what is going
on, and they see some Elephants who are laughing. One of the Lions sagt:"
what the hell up there. Let's look. I want to know why they are laughing."
So they went to the the Elephants and asked:" Hey, why are you laughing?"
Elephant: "We were fucking a couple of minutes ago some Monkeys."
Lion: "And, what's wrong. We do it too. There nothing funny."

Elephant: " Yes, But... If  YOU fuck them, they are not Exploding!"


Get it peopel?



TH
Re: Little Jungle Joke!
#96
Author: Chrissa
Date: Fri, 05 Feb 1999 00:00
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um, no just dont get it.  danish humour perhaps? or am i just stupid? (dont
answer that)
Tamer Higazi wrote in message <79d64p$86g$2@news.ipf.de>...
>Well,
>A couple of  Lions in the Jungle are looking for some fun. After a time one
>of the said to the another one:" Hey, what do you think if we are going to
>fuck some Monkeys?". The other one agreed and said:"Yes, why not." , and
>they went to fuck some Monkeys. At least they were very,  very happy. Then
>they heard something from the bushes beside them. They looked what is going
>on, and they see some Elephants who are laughing. One of the Lions sagt:"
>what the hell up there. Let's look. I want to know why they are laughing."
>So they went to the the Elephants and asked:" Hey, why are you laughing?"
>Elephant: "We were fucking a couple of minutes ago some Monkeys."
>Lion: "And, what's wrong. We do it too. There nothing funny."
>
>Elephant: " Yes, But... If  YOU fuck them, they are not Exploding!"
>
>
>Get it peopel?
>
>
>
>TH
>
>
Re: Little Jungle Joke!
#97
Author: Nobody
Date: Fri, 05 Feb 1999 00:00
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I think it loses something in the translation...

Tamer Higazi (tamer.higazi@main-rheiner.de) wrote:
: Well,
: A couple of  Lions in the Jungle are looking for some fun. After a time one
: of the said to the another one:" Hey, what do you think if we are going to
: fuck some Monkeys?". The other one agreed and said:"Yes, why not." , and
: they went to fuck some Monkeys. At least they were very,  very happy. Then
: they heard something from the bushes beside them. They looked what is going
: on, and they see some Elephants who are laughing. One of the Lions sagt:"
: what the hell up there. Let's look. I want to know why they are laughing."
: So they went to the the Elephants and asked:" Hey, why are you laughing?"
: Elephant: "We were fucking a couple of minutes ago some Monkeys."
: Lion: "And, what's wrong. We do it too. There nothing funny."

: Elephant: " Yes, But... If  YOU fuck them, they are not Exploding!"


: Get it peopel?



: TH
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