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Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP
Topeka, KS - High school sophomore Brett Tyson was suspended today after
teachers learned he may be using PHP.
"A teacher overheard him say that he was using PHP, and as part of our
Zero-Tolerance policy against drug use, he was immediately suspended. No
questions asked," said Principal Clyde Thurlow. "We're not quite sure
what PHP is, but we suspect it may be a derivative of PCP, or maybe a
new designer drug like GHB."
Parents are frightened by the discovery of this new menace in their
children's school, and are demanding the school do something. "We heard
that he found out about PHP at school on the internet. There may even be
a PHP web ring operating on school grounds," said irate parent Carol
Blessing. "School is supposed to be teaching our kids how to read and
write. Not about dangerous drugs like PHP."
In response to parental demands the school has reconfigured its internet
WatchDog software to block access to all internet sites mentioning PHP.
Officials say this should prevent any other students from falling prey
like Brett Tyson did. They have also stepped up locker searches and
brought in drug sniffing dogs.
Interviews with students suggested that PHP use is wide spread around
the school, but is particularly concentrated in the geeky nerd
population. When contacted by BBspot.com, Brett Tyson said, "I don't
know what the hell is going on dude, but this suspension gives me more
time for fraggin'. Yee haw!"


voor de mensen die geen benul hebben wat php is:
t'is zoiets gelijk ASP(mickeysoft) om html pagina's dynamisch te maken.
met voordelen dat je bijv gif's kunt bewerken;
en nadelen dat ze voor elke database een instructie hebben uitgevonden ipv
eenvoudigweg een parameter te hebben gekozen...(ohwel nitpicking? :-)

 -=> Yours sincerely, Steven Leeman <=-