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Started by Joker
Wed, 12 Mar 1997 00:00
Mose - moses [1/1]
Author: Joker
Date: Wed, 12 Mar 1997 00:00
Date: Wed, 12 Mar 1997 00:00
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If Moses were BLACK...
If Moses were Black he would have came down from the mountain with two
pieces of garage door upon which the Ten Commandments had been sprayed in
graffitti fashion....
I. Thou shall only speak in tongue so only thy own will understand...
II. Thou shall kill one another,or whomever else be abaylible...brothers,
sisters, friends, honkie,ect...anybody
III. Thou shall hold thy CROTCH and walk like CHICKENS...
IV. Thou shall drive Big Gas Hogs, put Mag Wheels on them, a drive them in
the backseat, with headlights misalined & on highbeam and thou shall ignore
all insurance, saftey inpections and traffic laws...
V. Thou shall wear PLASTIC BAGS on thy heads...
VI. Thou shall bring down PROPERTY VALUES when moving...
VII. Thou shall change what thy shall call thy self every few years...ie...
(Nigger, Negro, Colored, Black, Brown, African American)
VIII. Thou shall use car horn for doorbell...
IX. Thou shall never fail to collect the entire amont of benefits that thy
system owes you for being you.
X. Thou shall always want chicken, bar-b-qued ribs & water melon for every
meal...
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