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Started by Harald Gentexeater
Wed, 18 Mar 2009 04:40
I hurt my penis on a motorcycle!!!
Author: Harald Gentexeater
Date: Wed, 18 Mar 2009 04:40
Date: Wed, 18 Mar 2009 04:40
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I crashed against a wall and I squeezed my penis, now it's hurting so much, I think I have to cut it off. What can I do now???
Re: I hurt my penis on a motorcycle!!!
Author: Yeebok
Date: Wed, 18 Mar 2009 06:57
Date: Wed, 18 Mar 2009 06:57
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Harald Gentexeater wrote: > I crashed against a wall and I squeezed my > penis, now it's hurting so much, I think I > have to cut it off. > > What can I do now??? > I think you lop it off. Make sure you have a lighter so you can cauterise it after. Or you could ask somewhere relevant.
Re: I hurt my penis on a motorcycle!!!
Author: Capt.about_lunchtime
Date: Wed, 18 Mar 2009 07:07
Date: Wed, 18 Mar 2009 07:07
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"Harald Gentexeater" <pipe_nurses@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:f1847fa8-11d6-4e5f-9433-d0386da61bcb@j35g2000yqh.googlegroups.com... >I crashed against a wall and I squeezed my > penis, now it's hurting so much, I think I > have to cut it off. > > What can I do now??? From reading your post I'd say it was a "strap on" and you've no real need to worry Was it you who said that the only thing better than bashing a poofter was holding him down and making him suck your dick? Hmmm now it all makes sense Capt. A. L.
Re: I hurt my penis on a motorcycle!!!
Author: Smeeegles
Date: Wed, 18 Mar 2009 12:54
Date: Wed, 18 Mar 2009 12:54
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Capt.about_lunchtime wrote: > "Harald Gentexeater" <pipe_nurses@yahoo.com> wrote in message > news:f1847fa8-11d6-4e5f-9433-d0386da61bcb@j35g2000yqh.googlegroups.com... >> I crashed against a wall and I squeezed my >> penis, now it's hurting so much, I think I >> have to cut it off. >> >> What can I do now??? > > From reading your post I'd say it was a "strap on" and you've no real need > to worry > Was it you who said that the only thing better than bashing a poofter was > holding him down and making him suck your dick? > > Hmmm now it all makes sense > > Capt. A. L. > > Wonder how many times I've read this sort of troll and it still doesn't get any funnier. pffft.
Re: I hurt my penis on a motorcycle!!!
Author: rockit
Date: Fri, 20 Mar 2009 02:09
Date: Fri, 20 Mar 2009 02:09
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On Mar 18, 3:40 pm, Harald Gentexeater <pipe_nur...@yahoo.com> wrote: > I crashed against a wall and I squeezed my > penis, now it's hurting so much, I think I > have to cut it off. > > What can I do now??? The compressive force had most probably cause damage to the central canal area - just find a small reemer and run it up and clean all the shit out.
Re: I hurt my penis on a motorcycle!!!
Author: Knobdoodle
Date: Fri, 20 Mar 2009 10:17
Date: Fri, 20 Mar 2009 10:17
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"rockit" <pndreilly@wideband.net.au> wrote: The compressive force had most probably cause damage to the central canal area - just find a small reemer and run it up and clean all the shit out. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`` Hard to read that sentence without my eyes getting all squinty! -- Clem
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