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$$ CA$H FA$T $$$$$$$$

#941
From: Parkers
Date: Sun, 11 Aug 1996 00:00
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This is not one of those "Get Rich Quick Schemes" or "mail-order

Schemes".  But enough to pay off your debts and whose knows, you could

be test driving the new Mercedes in the next three months. If you're  too

eager to read what this is about then go right to the Instruction Section

at the bottom of this article.
                                                                          
  

        READ ON. If it doesn'make sense, read it again and again until it
does.

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        Hello! I've got some awesome news that I think you need to take

two minutes to read if you have ever thought "How could I make

some serious cash in a hurry???" , or been in serious debt,

ready to do almost anything to get the money needed to pay off

those bill collectors.  So grab a snack, a warm cup of coffee, 
or             
a glass of your favorite beverage, get comfortable and listen to

this interesting, exciting find!



        (If you're reading this on-line, I suggest that you quickly

download it to your hard drive FIRST, just in case some do-gooder

takes it off the news board.  You can always read it with a text

editor, like Windows Notepad.  Also, you will find this copy on

your disk to be most useful, as you will later see.  Just use 
the             
File: Save As command.)



        Let me start by saying that I FINALLY FOUND IT!  That's right!  I

found it! And I HATE GET RICH QUICK SCHEMES!! I hate those schemes

like multi-level marketing, mail-order schemes, envelope stuffing

scams, 900 number scams... the list goes on forever.  I have tried

every darn get rich quick scheme out there over the past 12 years.

I somehow got on mailing lists for people looking to make money
                                                                          
   
(more like 'desperate stupid people who will try anything for

money!').  Well,  when I was a teenager,  these claims to 'get me

rich quick' sounded irresistible!  I would shell out $14.95 here,

$29.95 there, $24.95 here, and another $49.95 there.  I had maxed

out my new Circuit City Card AND my Visa...   I was desperate for

money!!  So, I gave them all a chance but failed at every one of

them!  Maybe they worked for some people, but not for me.

Eventually, I just tossed that JUNK MAIL in the trash when I 
got              
the mail.  I recognized it right away.  I can smell a money scam

from a mile away these days,  SO I THOUGHT.... I thought I could

sniff out a scam easily.  WAS I WRONG!!



                ...I LOVE THE INTERNET!!!



        I was scanning thru a NEWSGROUP and saw an article stating to GET

CASH FAST!!  I thought... "Here on the Internet??  Well, I'll just
                                                                          
  
have to see what schemes could possibly be on the internet."  The

article described a way to MAIL A ONE DOLLAR BILL TO ONLY FIVE

PEOPLE AND MAKE $50,000 IN CASH WITHIN 4 WEEKS!  Well, the more I

thought about it, the more I became very curious.  Why?  Because

of the way it worked AND BECAUSE IT WOULD ONLY COST ME FIVE

DOLLARS (AND FIVE STAMPS), THAT'S ALL I EVER PAY.... EVER!!



        Ok, so the $50,000 in cash was maybe a tough amount to reach, but
                                                                          
   
it was possible.  I figured that I could at least get a return of

$1,000 or so.  So I did it!!  As per the instructions in the

article, I mailed out ('snail mail'for you e-mail fanatics) a

single dollar bill to each of the five people on the list that

was contained in the article.  I included a small note, with the

dollar, that stated "Please Add Me To Your List."  I then removed

the first position name of the five names listed and moved

everyone up one position, and I put my name in position five of
                                                                          
   
the list.  This is how the money starts rolling in!  I then took

this revised article now with my name on the list and REPOSTED IT

ON AS MANY NEWSGROUPS AND LOCAL BULLETIN BOARD MESSAGE

AREAS THAT

I KNEW.  I then waited to watch the money come in... prepared to

maybe receive about $1000 to $1500 in cash or so....



        But what a welcome surprise when those envelopes kept coming
                                                                          
   
in!!!

I knew what they were as soon as I saw the return addresses from

people all over the world - Most from the U.S., but some from

Canada, even some from Australia!  I tell you, THAT WAS EXCITING!!

So how much did I get in total return?  $1000? $5000?  Not even!!!

I received a total of $23,343!!!  I couldn't believe it!!



        I now have a brand new black Acura Integra to speak for, due to
                                                                          
   
this!! Now after almost 8 months, I am ready to do it again!!! So

maybe it was possible to get $50,000 in cash, I don't know, but IT

COMPLETELY DEPENDS ON YOU, THE INDIVIDUAL!  You must follow

through and repost this article everywhere you can think of!

The more postings you achieve will determine how much cash will

arrive in your very own mailbox!!  It's just too easy to pass

up!!!

                                                                          
  
INSTRUCTIONS:



1.  Take a sheet of paper and write on it the following: "Please

        add my name to your list".  This creates a service out of this

        money making system and thus making it completely legal.  You are
                                                                          
                                                                          
     not just randomly sending a dollar to someone, you are paying one

        dollar for a legitimate service.  Make sure  you include your name

        and address.  I assure you that,  again,  this is completely

        legal!  For a neat little twist, also write what slot their name

        was in:  "You were in slot 3", just to add a little fun!  This is

        all about having fun and making money at the same time!



2.  Now fold this sheet of paper around a dollar bill, (no checks
                                                                          
   
        or money orders), and put them into an envelope and send it on its

        way to the five people listed.  The folding of the paper around

        the bill will ensure its arrival to its recipient. THIS STEP IS

        IMPORTANT!!  (Otherwise, some unscrupulous mail delivery person

        may see what's inside and start helping himself to all the

        thousands of envelopes arriving!)

3.  Now listen carefully, here's where you get YOUR MONEY COMING

        TO YOUR MAILBOX.  Look at the list of five people;  remove the

        first name from position one and move everyone on the list up

        one slot on the list.  Position 2 name will now move to the

        position 1 slot,  position 3 will now become position 2, 4 will

        be 3, 5 will be 4.  Now put your name, address, zipcode AND

        COUNTRY in position 5, the bottom position on the list.
                                                                          
   
4.  Now upload this updated file to as many newsgroups and local

        bulletin boards' message areas & file sections as possible.  Give

        a catchy description of the file so it gets noticed!!  Such as:

        "NEED FAST CASH?, HERE IT IS!" or "NEED CASH TO PAY OFF YOUR

        DEBTS??",  etc.  And the more uploads, the more money you will

        make, and of course, the more money the others on the list will

        make too.  LET'S ALL TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER BY BEING HONEST AND
   
        BY PUTTING FORTH 120 PERCENT INTO THIS PROFITABLE & AMAZING

        SYSTEM!!!  You'll reap the benefits, believe me!!! Set a goal for

        the number of total uploads you'll post, such as 15-20 postings

        or more!  Always have a goal in mind!!! If you can UUE encode the

        file when uploading,  that will make it easier for the people to

        receive it and have it downloaded to their hard drive.  That way

        they get a copy of the article right on their computer without

        hassles of viewing and then saving the article from the File 
menu.                                                                     
                                                                          
   
        DON'T ALTER THE FILE TYPE, leave it as an MS-DOS Text file. The

        best test is to be able to view this file using Microsoft's

        Notepad for Windows 3.x or WordPad for Windows '95.  (Do NOT use

        the WordWrap option.  It will screw the margins up!) If the
margins

        look right without making the screen slide left or right when at

        the ends of the sentences, you're in business!

5.  If you need help uploading, simply ask the sysop of the BBS,

        or "POST" a message on a newsgroup asking how to post a file,

        tell them who your Internet provider is and PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS BE

        GLAD TO HELP.  I would try to describe how to do it but there are

        simply too many internet software packages with slightly different

        yet relatively simple ways to post or upload a file.  Just ask for

        help or look in the help section for 'posting'. I do know that
                                                                          
                                                                          
          for  GNN, you simply select 'POST' then enter a catchy
description

        under the subject box, choose 'ATTACH', selecting 'UUE' and NOT

        'TXT', then choose 'Browse' to go look for the file. Find your

        text file, i.e. CASH.TXT, and click on it and choose 'OK'.  Place

        a one line statement in the main body section of the message post

        screen. Something like "Download this to read how to get cash

        arriving in your mailbox with no paybacks!" or whatever.  Just

        make sure it represents its true feasibility, NOT something 
            
        like... "Get one million dollars flooding in your mailbox in two

        days!"  You'll never get ANY responses!



6.  And this is the step I like.  JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY LIFE

        BECAUSE CASH IS ON ITS WAY!!  Expect to see a little money

        start to trickle in around 2 weeks, but AT ABOUT WEEKS 3 & 4, THE

        MONEY STORM WILL HIT YOUR MAILBOX!! All you have to do is take it

        out of the mailbox and try not to scream too loud (outside   
anyway)

        when you realize YOU HIT THE BIG TIME AT LAST!!



7.  So go PAY OFF YOUR BILLS AND DEBTS and then get that something

        special you always wanted or buy that special person in your life

        (or the one you want in your life) a gift they'll never forget.

        ENJOY 
LIFE!                                                                   
                                                                          
    
8.  Now when you get low on this money supply,  simply re-activate

        this file again; Reposting it in the old places where you

        originally posted and possibly some new places you now know of.

        Don't ever lose this file, always keep a copy at your reach for

        when you ever need cash.  THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE TOOL THAT YOU CAN

        ALWAYS RE-USE TIME AND TIME AGAIN WHEN CASH IS NEEDED!

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           What that means simplified is 

 1) Send $1 to the people on the list

2) Put your name on list

3) Post list everywhere you can

4) People send money to you because your name is on the list

                                                       GOT IT!

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THE NAMES LIST       THE NAMES LIST      THE NAME LIST

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1. Craig Green
    26 East 700 North
    Orem, VT 84057

2. Jack Parker
    N7334 Lost Nation Rd.
    Elkhorn, WI 53121

3. Robert Parker 
    Field view, Selby Lane
    Keyworth, Notts, NG12 5AH
    England

4. Andrew Calvin
    200 Figueroa NE Apt 36
    Albuquerque, NM 87123

5. Chris Dods
    6, Highview Avenue,
    Keyworth, NOTTS, NG12 5JN
    England

If it didn't work, you would see posts saying so.  IT DOES WORK!!!
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From: jgrj@innotts.co.uk (Parkers)
Subject: $$ CA$H FA$T $$$$$$$$
Date: 1996/08/11
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